My childhood hobbies consisted of runescape and fighting my friends brothers and other kids (most fights were mutual). Some people just like fighting. If I had a younger brought to fight with I would be very gentle and fair.
I do but I win every time and she fights cheap as shit. Pulling hair, biting, scratching. Its just playfighting you dont need to cause permanent damage.
Having a sister is ok but id rather have a brother to fight with.
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Dude, sisters are so much worse. Brothers fight and then it’s over, sisters are cold blooded.
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It’s aight. Parents divorced tho
Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.
There’s no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense
Ah right, I thought you were doing a monkey’s paw thing
Only child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you’re bored.
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Wish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer
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My best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it’s way better than being completely alone.
My sister had a lengthy phase where her go-to move was a kick in the balls. To be fair it was a great deterrent
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My childhood hobbies consisted of runescape and fighting my friends brothers and other kids (most fights were mutual). Some people just like fighting. If I had a younger brought to fight with I would be very gentle and fair.
I have both, and fought with both lol. Still shudder when I think about Doc Martin kicks to the shins. Be good to your siblings if you can.
I’m a patent of two boys and a girl, and I think the girl is the toughest of the lot.
They really got patents for everything these days, huh?
Lol, I’m leaving it. I guess it makes sense for me to be their property, it definitely feels that way most days.
Little boys can be shits, but when girls hit their tweens they turn into savages. They will sass you to death.
Don’t be sexist. You can fight your sister.
I do but I win every time and she fights cheap as shit. Pulling hair, biting, scratching. Its just playfighting you dont need to cause permanent damage.