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@Jamixthedestroyer@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Dave from accounting is gonna be pole vaulting!

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Dave from accounting is gonna be pole vaulting!

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@Jamixthedestroyer@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Starb3an@sh.itjust.works
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    36•2 years ago

    What about Olympics without drug restrictions? Like, how much can we improve on the human body?

    • @zacher_glachl@lemmy.world
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      26•2 years ago

      I’ll start watching sports when there’s coked up cyborgs competing for who can stave off graft rejection for long enough to cross the finish line, thank you very much

      /s but not really

    • @rumckle@lemmy.world
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      18•2 years ago

      We’ve already got the Tour de France, so that’s one sport down.

    • Patapon Enjoyer
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      9•2 years ago

      Athletes already put a lot of stress on their bodies as it is, a druglympic would end up with a lot of sick or dead people

    • @Floodland@lemm.ee
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      7•2 years ago

      SNL had a skit on that “The All-Drug Olympics”

    • @burntbutterbiscuits@sh.itjust.works
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      5•2 years ago

      Don’t we already kind of have this? Can’t people have done the drugs as long as they test clean at the event?

  • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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    36•2 years ago

    the Not So Special Olympics hosted by Mike Judge and David Letterman

    • @MyFairJulia@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      (cue Beavis and Butthead laughs)

  • hoodatninja
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    I’m not sure it’d be “much more” entertaining. I think watching arguably the greatest athletes in the world compete in their specialty is a great spectacle and I find it odd that they are implying it’s boring, but it would certainly be a lot fun to watch regardless (aside from the ridicule that sadly would occur)

    • @ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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      21•2 years ago

      It would be garbage to watch random people do these events. The only entertainment would be watching people like me almost kill themselves pole vaulting or something.

      • hoodatninja
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        9•2 years ago

        I could see it being a whole thing where they crash course in a sport for 3-6mo or something then just get out there and play.

        • MusketeerX
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          1•2 years ago

          Nah, 3-6 days max.

          • @Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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            1•2 years ago

            The average person is pretty out of shape, I vote a month. Give them time to get into some shape, plus it shows average people how quickly you can improve your shape and lifestyle with regular excercise

          • hoodatninja
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            I don’t think that would be fun. They would probably be so sore just from the training that they would barely be able to compete anyway. I think it would be far more interesting to see what people can learn and build up to in a relatively short amount of time. I bet you would get some pretty amazing moments.

  • @Landrin201@lemmy.ml
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    I’ve always like the idea that the Olympic events should have one “normal” person do them, at least for ones where that is plausible and makes sense (like racing events, maybe not stuff like the giant slalom or the ski jump)

    Like, if you had a 9th swim lane and put a guy who swims 3 days a week in there for fitness, I guarantee he’d get completely smashed in a way that would really illustrate how much faster the Olympians are.

    • @MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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      3•2 years ago

      You’d have to pay that poor bastard though, most people won’t want to look a fool on live tv for nothing.

      • @desconectado@lemm.ee
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        I’ll do it for free if all expenses are paid for me to go to the Olympics. I look like a fool every day, one more day won’t make a difference.

        • @MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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          Well, you convinced me, sign me up! I wonder if they’ll let me eat cheeseburgers during the 100 meter sprint?

    • @thesylveranti@feddit.nl
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      3•2 years ago

      Did you mispell your name? This is clearly a malicious black ajah proposal.

      I like the nuance of not having a total noob, but instead a amatausiast!

  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘
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    So… Hunger games kind of thing?

    Edit: but less murdery, I suppose.

    • @sbv@sh.itjust.works
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      15•2 years ago

      why less murdery?

      • @EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Right, give me a javelin and tell me that I can’t throw it into the crowd, see what I do.

        • @sbv@sh.itjust.works
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          that makes it exciting for the spectators too

      • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘
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        2•2 years ago

        I just laughed our loud! Hahahah thank you for that

    • @NutsGate@feddit.nl
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      5•2 years ago

      I volunteer as tribute

      • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘
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        2•2 years ago

        And I, my Bunny Bracelet.

  • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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    22•2 years ago

    Cut to 100 years later and you have litetal hunger games.

  • @Dhar@lemmy.ca
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    14•2 years ago

    Come to Canada, we already have it! https://ground.news/article/olympics-for-regular-people-good-games-come-to-university-of-guelph

  • tubbadu
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    10•2 years ago

    I want this

    • @bleistift2@feddit.de
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      This is what it used to be like not so long ago. The 1928 weightlifting champion was a butcher.

      Source (german): https://www.sueddeutsche.de/bayern/olympia-der-gwamperte-herkules-1.3119023

      • @burntbutterbiscuits@sh.itjust.works
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        2•2 years ago

        Paywall?

  • Stanford
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    10•2 years ago

    It sounds like military service with cameras 😆

  • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆
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    7•2 years ago

    That’s basically what Takeshi’s Castle is. :)

  • @revlayle@lemm.ee
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    deleted by creator

  • @floral_toxicity@lemmy.world
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    4•2 years ago

    I’ve always wanted a normal person to take part alongside the pros.

    • @Jamixthedestroyer@lemmy.worldOP
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      3•2 years ago

      Right?? Give ya some sort of scale

  • @Limeey@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    Dave might kill it, you don’t know!

  • @Pocketyeti@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    Hah. I don’t attend meetings I am supposed to be in, good luck with this.

  • deaconblue
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    2•2 years ago

    In Russia the Olympics play you

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