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Sjmarf to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Identity crisis incoming

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Identity crisis incoming

sh.itjust.works

Sjmarf to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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    7•2 years ago

    Existential sudoku 🔥

  • @illiterate_coder@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    Didn’t work! I used my identity matrix and I’m exactly the same as I was before.

    • @zzzzzz@lemmy.ml
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      2 years ago

      I find that expanding I as I=e^(iθ)•e^(-iθ) can help get you reoriented.

      • @garlicandonions@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        “Reoriented”

        • @propaganja@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          That’s racist!

    • @hare_ware@pawb.social
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      3•2 years ago

      That’s because the true you was just you the whole time!

  • @randomguy2323@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    6•2 years ago

    These are really technical memes lol

  • @Mercival@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    I have a severe personality disorder. My identity matrix somehow has twos, threes, sixes and even some irrational and imaginary numbers in it for good measure.

    Besides, everytime I try to look it up, it’s completely different from what it was last time.

    I have tried issuing warranty and refund claims on my existence, but I wasn’t successful.

    • @XpeeN@sopuli.xyz
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      3•2 years ago

      It seems you’re not similar to yourself anymore

      • @Mercival@lemm.ee
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        1•2 years ago

        Never have been. I’m pretty sure if you did a dissimilarity matrix of me and myself at any given time in my life, at least soms of the numbers on the diagonal would be greater than zero.

  • @XpeeN@sopuli.xyz
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    2•2 years ago

    I’m generally a normal man, I once checked the matrix of myself based of an orthonormal base and found out that I’m fully positive. Im happy ever since.

  • @Cyprus_@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    Don’t be so deterministic

  • zea
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    1•2 years ago

    I’m not a square matrix 😭

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