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euphoria to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

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  • SokathHisEyesOpen
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    45•2 years ago

    Shut up, man

    –President of the United States, Joe Biden

  • StinkySnork
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    35•2 years ago

    Sometimes you gotta make some love. And fuckin give her some smooches too.

    • @voodooattack@lemmy.world
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      13•2 years ago

      Sometimes you got to squeeze… 🎶

      • @esadatari@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Do you have to politely request at times?

        • @Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          Yes. Sometimes you got to say please.

          • @Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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            2 years ago

            Sometimes you got to say hey!

  • WtfEvenIsExistence3️
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    16•2 years ago

    Dr. Jill Biden can you confirm?

  • @fence_prude@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Where is r/DarkBrandon when you need it 😣

  • @ialvoi@feddit.de
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    12•2 years ago

    You don’t always have to fuck her hard

    In fact sometimes that’s not right to do

    you got to make some love

    And fuckin’ give her some smooches too

  • @half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world
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    11•2 years ago

    Cum on man

    • Big Nuts 700
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      1•2 years ago

      What if instead of joe biden it was joe freak

  • arthurpizza
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    11•2 years ago

    He was so real for saying that.

  • @GiantRascal@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    And I’ve never sexually harassed anyone… I prefer to think of it as sensual harassment.

  • DigitalTraveler42
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    9•2 years ago

    “When you get angry at your dick because you’re on Viagra yet can’t nut”

    Joe’s ready to break some hips…his or Jill’s.

  • @TokenBoomer@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    I don’t think that’s a real tweet. /s

  • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org
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    6•2 years ago

    Bout time we have a president that fucks, tired of all this love bullshit.

    /s if it wasn’t obvious.

  • Fish [Indiana]
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    6•2 years ago

    This is a quote from 50 Shades of Grey

  • darcy
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    3•2 years ago

    he was so real for saying that

  • @w00tabaga@lemm.ee
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    3•2 years ago

    Fucked my hopes and dreams.

  • thelastknowngod
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    3•2 years ago

    It’s good to be the king.

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