• RedFox
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      249 months ago

      Ha, You don’t think that’s already happened?

    • Flying Squid
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      139 months ago

      Elon isn’t even brave enough to go up in one of his own rockets.

    • @GoosLife@lemmy.world
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      129 months ago

      At the same time, I feel like we shouldn’t let that happen because imagine if he actually succeeds? And then we just have immortal crackhead Lex Luthor with a hallucinating ChatGPT whispering further delusions directly into his brain. That can’t be good for any of us.

  • @DrCake@lemmy.world
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    259 months ago

    Brain chips from the people who “move fast and break things”. This can only end well.

      • GladiusB
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        59 months ago

        Absolutely. However through his maniacal adventures he may find where this technology should NOT go to progress.

      • @kromem@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        Except it doesn’t.

        Don’t overlook the ‘Fi’ in ‘SciFi.’

        Aspects of tech are often correctly predicted in SciFi going all the way back to Lucian writing about a ship of men flying up to the moon in the 2nd century.

        But surrounding what they often get right the authors always get things wrong too. For example, contrary to Lucian’s ideas, in reality the ship of men that flew up to the moon didn’t find a race of human like aliens that were only men who could carry children and had a bunch of gay sex with the men of Apollo-11.

        TL;DR: Correctly predicting a technology in a story doesn’t mean correctly predicting the social impact and context for that technology.

    • @kromem@lemmy.world
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      19 months ago

      It will for sure.

      In the short term.

      The problem is the implants can and very likely will cause very serious complications in the long term.

      My SO is a neurologist who visibly cringes wherever I mention brain implants as we discuss emerging tech (my wheelhouse).

  • Ænima
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    229 months ago

    If anyone is dumb enough to put anything from that dude into their head, that brain was already damaged!

    • FenrirIII
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      19 months ago

      Maybe we should find prison volunteers. Get us some Lawnmower Man shit

  • @Halcyon@discuss.tchncs.de
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    179 months ago

    He’s obviously desperately trying to revive the image of being a genius again. But everybody knows what kind of charlatan he is.

    • @erwan@lemmy.ml
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      39 months ago

      It’s too bad, if he stayed off Twitter (not just not buying it but not twitt either) people who still believe he’s a genius.

  • Echo Dot
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    159 months ago

    Oh just want we need, a hive mind of morons. Together they may be able to reach average

  • Kokesh
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    139 months ago

    He should grow balls and be the first person to have neurolink implanted in his brain.

  • SakuraTribeScout
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    119 months ago

    None, the people who volunteer, or worse pay for this, already have brain damage!

    • FaceDeer
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      59 months ago

      Do we count those as negative numbers when the implants help them recover?

    • @elrik@lemmy.world
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      99 months ago

      Advertisers would absolutely love to augment your reality with ads or even just the ability to accurately confirm you’ve actually watched a traditional ad along with how you “felt” about it.

      At that point people would absolutely sign up for free implants so they can access ad supported services that may otherwise become unaffordable within a society further strip mined of wealth by the then trillionaire class.

      • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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        49 months ago

        Knowing advertisers, at least here in the US, they would bypass confirming you watched ads by just beaming them straight to your implant and making it impossible to get rid of the ads.

        • @kromem@lemmy.world
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          19 months ago

          It’s not the advertisers doing that, it’s the publishers.

          The advertiser has no real say in how a publisher decides to pimp their audience other than lining up with cash on hand like an eternally and unhealthily addicted John.

          In fact, on the advertiser side it’s mostly a prisoner’s dilemma driving their addiction, pushed to spend money on poorly converting and too wide channels out of fear that if they don’t and their competitors do that they’ll lose market share.

          Advertisers suck for a variety of other reasons, but let’s not turn a blind eye to the publisher greed either.

      • @kromem@lemmy.world
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        29 months ago

        Advertisers would absolutely love to augment your reality with ads or even just the ability to accurately confirm you’ve actually watched a traditional ad along with how you “felt” about it.

        Your reality is already augmented with ads most places you look, and advertisers already do have significant ability to accurately identify how a sample feels about the ads.

        Most don’t bother because they don’t actually care, and because it’s easier and cheaper to just run an ad mix self-optimizing around sales results or conversions than to try and over-engineer the advertising impact.

        Anyone betting on neural implants to make money because of ‘advertising’ is going to lose a lot of money themselves.

        • @elrik@lemmy.world
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          19 months ago

          You may be underestimating the role of targeting in conversion optimization, and I’m not sure how you could better target individuals than based on what they’re thinking at any given moment (literally).

          For instance, it’s not hard to imagine a future where gen-ai inserts product placement for a drug like ozempic into your favorite show, just for your view, while you’re actively paying attention, even though you didn’t realize at that moment you’re still a bit upset about a negative comment someone made about your weight earlier that day. An advertiser didn’t have to select this scenario, but instead you were targeted by an ML algorithm at that moment based on brain activity correlated with others who ultimately were successfully nudged to have a conversation with their doctor about their weight. Simultaneously, another ML optimized the product placement generation to minimize viewer disgust while maximizing its visibility. Your behavior becomes immediate feedback to further optimize these algorithms, as you’re tracked for how much attention you paid to the placement, what was your emotional state before and after, did you schedule an appointment with your doctor over the next 3 days, were you prescribed ozempic, etc.

          That is just a simple example which isn’t that far removed from advertising approaches today. I’m certain there are plenty of clever techniques to turn your thoughts and perceptions into conversions far more effectively once advertisers have real-time access to your brain.

          • @kromem@lemmy.world
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            19 months ago

            What do you think the install base for neural implants is going to be such that Madison Ave is going to bend over backwards to rework multiple ad platforms to support it.

            You are overestimating the industry.

    • @WaxedWookie@lemmy.world
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      59 months ago

      Why would anyone want the cybertruck? Yet at present, it’ll take them over a year to clear their backlog.

      Some people are just dumb - that applies doubly for those that love Musk because he speaks the Nazi conspiracism Truth™.

    • @Railcar8095@lemm.ee
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      19 months ago

      The general technology seems very useful for people with severe disabilities.

      Even just being able to “speak” or move in a wheelchair is something that millions of people in the world can’t do.

      Of course the money will be in mass implanting this on the general public, for that I’m not sure they will manage to convince me

  • Random_Character_A
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    109 months ago

    Sacrifice yourselfers for the eternal future Emperor God Elontron Musk.

    He will insert his X in all of our hearts.

  • FiveMacs
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    99 months ago

    Easy…all tests must be done to him before any other humans.