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lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

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lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

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  • andi
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    77•2 years ago

    In germany we have a saying “der Blitz soll dich beim scheissen treffen”, which roughly translates to “may lighting strike you while you’re on the shitter”.

    • @qyron@lemmy.pt
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      13•2 years ago

      That’s a very original way to wish for someone’s demise.

    • @Lordbaum@mander.xyz
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      11•2 years ago

      Where in Germany? I never have heard of this saying

      • @Sailing7@lemmy.ml
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        19•2 years ago

        Northern Bavaria, near border to Hessen reporting in. I know this sentence.

        • @MrBakedBeansOnToast@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          Hessen confirms

      • andi
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        You can definitely hear that one in Bavaria. I just assumed that it’s widely known.

      • @Huschke@programming.dev
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        3•2 years ago

        Austrian here. I also know that one.

  • @ToastedRavioli@lemmy.world
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    75•2 years ago

    A regular shitstorm.

    • @bpalmerau@aussie.zone
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      13•2 years ago

      Angry upvote you brilliant bastard!

  • WtfEvenIsExistence3️
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    43•2 years ago

    Electricity when it has tacobell ^

    • @robocall@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      Does electricity have enough fiber in its diet?

  • candyman337
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    29•2 years ago

    How does something like that even happen

    • @Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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      33•2 years ago

      Well first you take a picture of lightning hitting a building. Then you put it next to a picture of an exploded toilet.

      • @ItDoBeHowItDoBe@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        The text is referencing the toilet, so at least there could be something connected there.

        这不马桶- this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do.

        • @makkurokurosuke@lemmy.world
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          8•2 years ago

          这个马桶 this toilet 干了什么 what did it do

          • @ItDoBeHowItDoBe@lemmy.world
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            6•2 years ago

            Yeah. Someone else pointed out that I misread 个 as 不。 my darn dyslexia had me confidently reading the charecter and adding a whole stroke.

            • @makkurokurosuke@lemmy.world
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              6•2 years ago

              No biggie, chinese is hard as hell. You take a week off studying and there goes 100 characters from your memory. I didn’t want to sound rude, my level of Chinese is being able to read these characters

              • Annoyed_🦀
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                As a chinese that learn mandarin as my first language: yeah. I stop learning it at 15yo because it’s getting impossible for me to follow all these idioms and essays. Hard to learn, insanely hard to master lol.

    • @CluckN@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      Sideways clouds cause sideways thunder.

      • @instamat@lemmy.world
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        6•2 years ago

        What does it do to lightning?

    • @metallic_substance@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      Well… it doesn’t. This is clearly mega fake.

    • imasnyper
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      8•2 years ago

      Physics 'n stuff

    • @accesslog@lemmy.one
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      The lightning happened in Singapore and no, it didn’t hit the toilet.

      Edit: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/lightning-bolt-strikes-hdb-block-queenstown-strathmore-safety-2649961

      • candyman337
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        Thanks for the real info friend

        Also very interesting about the rolling sphere method, never knew that was a thing

    • @balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The unholy chipotle order

  • CaptainBlagbird
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    21•2 years ago

    Holy shit 😯

    • Querk [they/them]
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      2•2 years ago

      It better be. After all, it was blessed by the Almighty.

    • @Zacryon@feddit.de
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      Thy shit was holy indeed.

  • I_Miss_Daniel
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    17•2 years ago

    I suspect shenanigans. Possibly someone detonated something in the dunny, resulting in the marks seen.

  • @relevant_ace@lemmy.world
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    15•2 years ago

    Zeus fucking a toilet

  • @ItDoBeHowItDoBe@lemmy.world
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    12•2 years ago

    My translation with mostly forgotten mandarin schooling. Maybe it will help to show that the picks are connected.

    这不马桶。-this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do?

    • @chibimagic@lemmy.world
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      21•2 years ago

      The first line is “这个马桶” or “this toilet” Second line is “what did it do”

      • @ItDoBeHowItDoBe@lemmy.world
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        That makes so much more sense now that I realize it was 个 and nkt 不。the grammar was not making sense but i shrugged it off as text speach. Being dyslexic never helped me with the reading portion of Chinese. I would confidently read characters and write the ones that were almost the same, but differed in one or two strokes or a radical.

    • @accesslog@lemmy.one
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      1•2 years ago

      Not linked.

      https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/lightning-bolt-strikes-hdb-block-queenstown-strathmore-safety-2649961

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      deleted by creator

  • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    11•2 years ago

    Someone took an ungodly shit.

  • @adeoxymus@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    Why does the toilet look like video game toilet?

    • Da Bald Eagul
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      33•2 years ago

      Because video game toilets were inspired by real life toilets

      • @Boeman@lemm.ee
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        Are you sure real life toilets weren’t inspired by video game toileta?

        • @ALostInquirer@lemm.ee
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          Are you sure real life toilets weren’t inspired by video game toilets inspired by film toilets?

  • @goa_mpu@feddit.de
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  • @SpermGoobler@lemmy.blue
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    That’s what they get for having carpet in a bathroom

    Edit: wait that’s not carpet that’s poopie water

  • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    i bet those were two different storms

  • downpunxx
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    5•2 years ago

    too much iron in their diet obvs

  • TheBlue22
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    5•2 years ago

    Do they not have lighting rods in China??? Such a simple way to avoid this, someone could have died

    • @davemate@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      They do but the occupant clearly has eaten a lot of broccoli

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      deleted by creator

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