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alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 1 year ago

Added Bugs to Keep my job

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Added Bugs to Keep my job

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alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @Schal330@lemmy.world
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    51•1 year ago

    Removed double quotes, added single quotes

    • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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      35•1 year ago

      someone later on -m “removed single quotes, added double quotes”

      • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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        19•1 year ago

        More commits == More money!!!

        • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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          7•1 year ago

          Real talk: I have worked at a company where an exec briefly had the bright idea to rank developers on number of commits made.

          You can imagine how that turned out.

          He wasn’t an exec for very long.

          • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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            3•1 year ago

            lmaoo, I can’t believe someone actually did that and was serious about it.
            I’m already imagining commits piling up with comments like:

            • “add a newline”
            • “move function up”
            • “rename variable users to user_list”
            • “Revert previous commit”
            • “no John, it’s user_list and that’s it, don’t you dare change it again”

            He wasn’t an exec for very long.

            Good riddance I guess

            • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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              5•1 year ago

              Oh, no, we can do better.

              Every single line of every single PR is an individual commit. And never squash-commit.

              • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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                2•1 year ago

                Talk about atomic commits

                • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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                  If you really want to nuke it from orbit: do it for every character.

                  It is absolutely technically feasible to go further than that, but I think that’s the point of diminishing returns in terms of effort.

    • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖
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      2•1 year ago

      Why do u prefer single quotes?

      • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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        4•1 year ago

        Not Shall330, but double quotes can imply variables in the string in some languages.

        • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖
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          2•1 year ago

          Which languages are these?

          • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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            5•1 year ago

            PHP for one. “$x” will interpret the variable $x. ‘$x’ does not.

            • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖
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              2•1 year ago

              Well there’s ya problem ur using php.

              • @charolastra@programming.dev
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                4•1 year ago

                Also bash

                • @nyan@lemmy.cafe
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                  2•1 year ago

                  And Perl.

      • @Schal330@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        I have no preference! It was to do with Spring/yaml config and some really strange conflict which required the use of single quotes. I’m still a total noob in the world of software dev, so I wouldn’t be able to explain why it worked 🤣

  • @1boiledpotato@sh.itjust.works
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    36•1 year ago

    “Update”

    It was my dotfiles, ok?

    • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      You’re going to regret not adding the second sentence to the commit message some day.

      • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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        6•1 year ago

        Bold of you to assume there is a cohesive theme to dotfile commits. Usually it’s just been long enough that I don’t want to lose my latest tweaks

  • @steersman2484@sh.itjust.works
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    33•1 year ago

    Squash me later

    • The Assman
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      8•1 year ago

      My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.

      • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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        I’ve been adding the commit shas + messages to the final description, if anyone wants to see my exploratory work.

        • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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          I know that if you are on the local repository where the commits were originally created they’ll remain accessible through recovery methods but AFAIK orphaned commits aren’t synced to other machines.

          • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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            That’s correct. This is for work, which uses GitHub. The dangling commits remain accessible via their sha through the web ui, so I can link them in the PR description. I don’t put them in the actual commit message.

            I think these are garbage collected eventually, but no idea on cadence. It’s long, anyway.

    • brvslvrnst
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      3•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • @alyth@lemmy.world
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    27•1 year ago

    Tests: Add a few test files.

    • @eskimofry@lemmy.world
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      16•1 year ago

      I thought we lost you … Jia Tan!

  • @generaldenmark@programming.dev
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    27•1 year ago

    Initial commit

    • @Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      grats on formalising your (new) project

    • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•1 year ago

      Initial commit #463

  • @camr_on@lemmy.world
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    18•1 year ago

    God read my code and it made Him cry

  • @Zahtu@feddit.de
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    16•1 year ago

    “Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong”

    • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      “circumvented GDPR despite calling out strong ethical objections, because legal & management are forcing me to”

  • Ving Thor
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    16•1 year ago

    Update coffee list and tex files.

    …and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.

    • @herrcaptain@lemmy.ca
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      Do new hires have to submit a pull request to get in on it? If so, I’m guessing the non-technical staff don’t get to drink a lot of coffee.

      • Ving Thor
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        It’s actually just a paper list where people make ticks for coffee. That is then manually synced to an hledger file in git.

        • @Serinus@lemmy.world
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          4•1 year ago

          For what? To keep track of who’s drinking coffee? Are you charging for coffee?

          • The Liver
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            2•1 year ago

            Mfw I git push -f

            • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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              1•1 year ago

              Always force-with-lease

          • Ving Thor
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            2•1 year ago

            I work in academia… There is no free coffee here.

    • @theneverfox@pawb.social
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      3•1 year ago

      Do you have any plans to open source your coffee list? I want to add this feature where I get an iced coffee in the morning

  • @AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
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    15•1 year ago

    “fix for real this time”

  • Jyek
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    13•1 year ago

    “28496 - there, it’s fucking fixed you twat waffle.”

    Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn’t review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.

  • FreshLight
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    12•1 year ago

    “I’m sorry, guys.”

  • @Mikufan@ani.social
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    12•1 year ago

    /* due to customer repeatedly deleting code and backups because they where “unnecessary” we refuse to work with said customer from now on. Whoever is in charge after us, be warned.*/

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      5•1 year ago

      Oof

  • @iflyspaceships@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    Hrfg7ygfrvvby

  • @Sylvartas@lemmy.world
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    “;”

    Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn’t even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon…

    Before anyone asks : no, we don’t do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • UFO
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      4•1 year ago

      Join me and use ~ to mean “shit changed just check the diff”

      • @Hexarei@programming.dev
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        4•1 year ago

        For those I just commit with the message “ngl there’s a lot of changes in here”

        • @towerful@programming.dev
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          3•1 year ago

          Tweaked some things

          +2543; -5642;

          • @Strykker@programming.dev
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            1•1 year ago

            “Moved code base from 2 spaces to 4.”

  • JoshCodes
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    11•1 year ago

    git commit -m “if this doesn’t fix it I’m looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas”

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