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@Davester@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network • 2 years ago

Look, desperate times call for desperate measures, what can I say?

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Look, desperate times call for desperate measures, what can I say?

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@Davester@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network • 2 years ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    2 years ago

    Does getting married in D&D confer bonuses to your hit die, like how marriage IRL confers a bonus to your taxes?

    • theinspectorst
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      2 years ago

      Almost!

      http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:ceremony

      Wedding. You touch adult humanoids willing to be bonded together in marriage. For the next 7 days, each target gains a +2 bonus to AC while they are within 30 feet of each other. A creature can benefit from this rite again only if widowed.

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        15•2 years ago

        lmao awesome

        I also like they can only do it again if they are widowed.

        “I’m sorry babe. It’s the 8th day and I need the bonus.”

        • @Defenestrator@aussie.zone
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          That’s why I married a zealot barbarian.

      • FaceDeer
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        6•2 years ago

        Animated Spellbook on the subject

  • GolGolarion
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    8•2 years ago

    Hail Sylvian, now we just need some penitence armor and a legally distinct soul edge

  • @8osm3rka@lemmy.world
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    4•2 years ago

    DnDaddies reference?

    • Xathonn
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      Nah probably just a reference to Ceremony giving 2 married creatures +1 AC

      • @8osm3rka@lemmy.world
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        Oh right

  • TubeTalkerX
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    We have a Leroy Jenkins!

  • @Napain@lemmy.ml
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    sure sure

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