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spez to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Anon meets a girl

files.catbox.moe

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Anon meets a girl

files.catbox.moe

spez to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    96•2 years ago

    Ah yes let me just pull this up on my 1920x120000000000000000 monitor that I’ve got in portrait mode

    • @MyFairJulia@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      I suddenly feel like a cheapskate with my 4 32:9 monitors in portrait mode mounted on a vertical column.

  • @Rachelhazideas@lemm.ee
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    59•2 years ago

    Tldr; Guy meets blind girl. They date. Guy gets his shit together. She proposes. They get married.

    • @original_ish_name@lemm.ee
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      6•2 years ago

      At least include a spoiler tag

    • @ThaijsClan@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Thank you for the tldr! Should be mandatory if OP posts something like this

    • Very_Bad_Janet
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      1•2 years ago

      I only see one looong screenshot- it ends with a peck in the cheek. (I’m seeing this in kbin so maybe thats why I’m missing a screenshot.)

  • Jo Miran
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    49•2 years ago

    I want to believe.

    • @undeffeined@lemmy.ml
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      43•2 years ago

      Fake or not, it was great to read a nice story.

      • Iron Lynx
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        9•2 years ago

        Great stories don’t have to be real to be enjoyed.

      • jayrhacker
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        9•2 years ago

        Not sure if I buy it but someone is cutting onions around here…

    • @kyle@lemm.ee
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      14•2 years ago

      A feel good story and anon feels the need to announce his beloved’s D cups? It’s a nice fantasy he’s made about some girl that spilled water on him that one time.

    • @alertsleeper@lemm.ee
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      1•2 years ago

      I choose to believe

  • @AccurstDemon@sopuli.xyz
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    46•2 years ago

    Just here to say, fuck this long image

    • @Psythik@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      OP is insane if they think that anyone wants to actually read a fucking 500 page novel written by some random dickhead from 4chan. Ain’t happening.

      • @tabularasa@lemmy.world
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        30•2 years ago

        Shame. It’s a wonderful story. I think you could take the 5 minutes to read it.

        • @Psythik@lemm.ee
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          2 years ago

          Then please give me the Sparknotes summary. I have ADHD; I can’t focus long enough to read this entire thing regardless, even if I wanted to.

          • Ace
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            18•2 years ago

            Sounds like a you problem. If that’s true then you don’t have to be dickish about it in the comments. Just bc you don’t want to spend 6 mins reading a nice story doesn’t mean nobody else does.

          • @Thoth19@lemmy.world
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            2•2 years ago

            Guy is depressed. Meets blind girl. Goes on dates with her. They are cute together and get married. Happily ever after.

      • @alertsleeper@lemm.ee
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        1•2 years ago

        read it in a couple minutes, totally worth it after seeing 50 Trump-mugshot memes

  • @Jackolantern@lemmy.world
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    28•2 years ago

    Wow what a nice read. Brought tears to my eyes. True or not, this shows the magic healing powers of love.

  • @NotSpez@lemm.ee
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    27•2 years ago

    Nowadays I read so much stuff on the internet that I wish wasn’t not true. I hope this one is.

    PS: not OP, check username difference please.

    • spezOP
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      2 years ago

      ah yes, my arch rival!

      • @NotSpez@lemm.ee
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        6•2 years ago

        Our battle will be legendary!

    • @AA5B@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, it is a nice story that I also hope os true.

      However

      — I always wondered whether this 4chan style of writing is real, or just parody

      — now I wonder if ChatGPT can do it

      Edit: yes it can! In honor of this post, I asked ChatGPT to write a love story in 4chan style, and it did!

      • @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s both for sure. People have discovered real live green text authors (people give out too many details, and yes there have been some very creepy “sightings”)

        If Jessica is real, it’s very likely someone found Anon. There would likely be like 1.5 Million ppl within 3 degrees separation. Assuming American, that’s probably 1.3 M Americans (to underestimate). If you remove people over 55 and under 13, that means that ~1% of the people you know have seen your greentext.

      • @NotSpez@lemm.ee
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        1•2 years ago

        There was a whole subreddit dedicated to AIgreentexts, it was quite good sometimes

  • @Thrife@feddit.de
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    27•2 years ago

    Who’s cutting onions here?!

  • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    20•2 years ago

    I came here for shitposting, not to feel.

  • Track_Shovel
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    18•2 years ago

    Plot twist: Jessica, at 12 or a little older, got black out drunk, stole her parents car, crashed and killed 2 people. ‘blunt force trama’ from the crash cost her her eye sight.

  • @thorbot@lemmy.world
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    16•2 years ago

    Yeah this looks like something I want to decipher

  • @db2@sopuli.xyz
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    13•2 years ago

    I’m not reading all that.

    • Anti-Antidote
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      41•2 years ago

      Your loss, that shit is good

  • Jeena
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    12•2 years ago

    tldr;

    • ඞmir
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      34•2 years ago

      Just read it, it’s good

      • Matt
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        18•2 years ago

        Worth it.

  • @Smartboystupid@lemmy.world
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    8•2 years ago

    Didn’t read lol

    • @original_ish_name@lemm.ee
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      8•2 years ago

      Your loss

  • PatFusty
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    8•2 years ago

    Tldr

  • @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    That Jessica’s name?

    Albert Einstein

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