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Gollum to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 months ago

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  • @solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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    108•8 months ago

    it takes dedication to print full color these days. on 11x17 no less

    • @BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      To Europeans who use German industry norm paper: that’s DIN A2 A3 (Tank you, dumb cousin of napoleon)

      • @napoleonsdumbcousin@feddit.org
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        60•8 months ago

        A3. Not A2.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_216

      • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        34•8 months ago

        Some people will use some letter salad just to avoid the imperial system /s

        • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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          In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigrade—which is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’ is ‘Go fuck yourself,’ because you can’t directly relate any of those quantities. (John Bazell)

          • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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            5•8 months ago

            ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’

            Is that something people wonder about? I doubt it.

            • the_beber
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              9•8 months ago

              It’s not like physicists, chemists or engineers are a thing.

              • @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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                2•8 months ago

                They are in fact 3 things

              • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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                2•8 months ago

                I’m glad you admit yourself it’s not a thing

            • @Andonyx@lemmy.world
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              5•8 months ago

              A BTU (British thermal unit) is the energy required to raise 1lb of water 1 degree Fahrenheit…which may actually be even dumber, since it’s temperature sensitive to begin with. Dumbest of all, the Brits don’t use that unit very often. The US, and, I assume, Liberia use it all the time.

              • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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                4•8 months ago

                Oh, I love these freedom units

              • @Denjin@lemmings.world
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                8 months ago

                deleted by creator

          • @saigot@lemmy.ca
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            3•8 months ago

            Unfortunately converting 1 calorie to joules ruins everything 4.2J per calorie. Makes it annoying to calculate how quickly you can boil water for instance.

          • @Shapillon@lemmy.world
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            2•8 months ago

            Iirc the Joule is favoured over the Calorie in the SI system.

        • @Vilian@lemmy.ca
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          3•8 months ago

          Don’t imperial have like 3 different letter sizes depending on the country?

          • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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            1•8 months ago

            From what I have found, the US has 216mm × 279mm while Canada has 215mm × 280mm which is close enough.

      • @Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de
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        5•8 months ago

        Being corrected on a German industry norm, how does that feel? A little ironic, maybe?

        • Prehensile_cloaca
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          2•8 months ago

          Oh schnapps!

      • psychOdelic
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        1•8 months ago

        thats A4 bro

        • @blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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          5•8 months ago

          Looks like she’s holding A3, not unless she’s absolutely tiny.

          • psychOdelic
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            1•6 months ago

            I realized instantly after commenting. the regret I felt was impeccable. But I was still too lazy to delete.

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      25•8 months ago

      All that toner, too.

      • @erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works
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        30•8 months ago

        She could have at least switched to lightmode first.

    • @Dkarma@lemmy.world
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      9•8 months ago

      That’s a full 16x20 bruh

    • @uis@lemm.ee
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      3•8 months ago

      The what?

    • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      1•8 months ago

      On what now?

  • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    90•8 months ago

    She probably let him sit there and lie to her for an hour before trotting out the evidence, too.

    That’s a picture of a dead man.

    • noneya
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      3•8 months ago

      Right??? It looks like they’re on dessert, so this maps.

  • @Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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    85•8 months ago

    She used up his whole color cartridge for this

    • @blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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      14•8 months ago

      She signed up the the ink subscription service using his credit card just to print this

      • @GenosseFlosse@feddit.org
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        1•8 months ago

        Wow, he has to declare bankruptcy now!

  • @ravhall@discuss.online
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    52•8 months ago

    He should just leave.

    • Bob Robertson IX
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      27•8 months ago

      He She should just leave.

      • @ravhall@discuss.online
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        27•8 months ago

        They should both leave.

        • @troglodytis@lemmy.world
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          16•8 months ago

          That’s it. I’m leaving

          • Rob T Firefly
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            8•8 months ago

            🍂

            • @Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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              1•8 months ago

              After raking him over the coals, she can rake the leaves

              • JaggedRobotPubes
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                1•8 months ago

                The coals should rake the leaves.

          • @niktemadur@lemmy.world
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            8 months ago

            NOT YOU!!! SIT!!!

      • @meep_launcher@lemm.ee
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        1•8 months ago

        And let him have that cake? No way- she should have her cake and eat it too.

    • @Tyfud@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • @ravhall@discuss.online
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        1•8 months ago

        Which one happened first?

  • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    51•8 months ago

    “It wasn’t me”

    • @stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      36•8 months ago

      Legitimately a good argument here, the chain of custody has to be validated in court, having pictures of text messages is often dismissed due to how easy they are to be forged and how often people use other people’s phones, unless the police have your phone unlocked and can prove you were the one who sent the message or go directly to your phone provider who usually deletes data after the minimum time mandated so they don’t have to fulfill costly subpoenas.

      • @DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee
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        Authentication is such a fucking low bar and, even if it wasn’t, most attorneys seem too tech retarded to even make the argument.

        Of course every judge I’ve met hasn’t been much better, so stupid arguments sometimes prevail (“tech scary” does the work).

    • Fuck spez
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      – Shaggy
      — Mark Robinson
      ---- Wayne Gretzky
      ----- Michael Scott

      • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        6•8 months ago

        Damn this guy was prolific in the DMs.

  • @Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    19•8 months ago

    Am I the only one worried about all that black ink?

    • @Masta_Chief@lemmy.world
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      4•8 months ago

      Not if you use a cheap secondhand B&W Brother laser printer with 3rd party toner that comes out to approx $0.004 a sheet

    • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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      4•8 months ago

      oh no, and it is gonna be super wet when it first comes out

    • @alucard@sopuli.xyz
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      4•8 months ago

      Two of us now.

  • @Copythis@lemmy.world
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    14•8 months ago

    Damn, she showed up with that 12x18!

  • @DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee
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    7•8 months ago

    Defense attorney talking to their client about discovery.

  • Tanis Nikana
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    6•8 months ago

    We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, “All rise.” We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, 'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn’t nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn’t going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.

    • @state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      6•8 months ago

      We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down

      If you are clueless, like I was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

    • @ratel@mander.xyz
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      4•8 months ago

      Thank you for reigniting my memory of this.

  • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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    4•8 months ago

    she cute

  • Enkrod
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    1•8 months ago

    I don’t understand what’s happening here, can someone explain please?

    • Rain World: Slugcat Game
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      1•8 months ago

      man being shown social media screenshots, presumably of their activity

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