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🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

It fits so beautifully

sh.itjust.works

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It fits so beautifully

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @AttackPanda@programming.dev
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    71•2 years ago

    You can get a VCR from Goodwill for like $3. Live your dream champ.

    • HonkyTonkWoman
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      23•2 years ago

      I still have one. Highest bidder gets to feed it whatever they want.

      • Scott
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        21•2 years ago

        $0.32 for a whole watermelon 🍉

        • @FollyDolly@lemmy.world
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          6•2 years ago

          $0.40 for waffles with syrup

    • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      18•2 years ago

      If your mom and dad wouldn’t be furious after, you aren’t getting the whole wheat experience

    • @Jackcooper@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      I got one off the Internet for like $140. You should def buy and resell those VCRs

      • @Mamertine@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Should I resell them after I insert the PB&J sandwich?

        I have to assume that’s why it’s worth more.

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OP
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      2•2 years ago

      This will become part of my weekend moving forward

  • @Protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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    23•2 years ago

    I hand to God, did this. I felt bad for the VCR, and thought it was hungry. And this was when VCRs were hundreds of dollars.

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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      14•2 years ago

      I did similar thing as kid, but with DVD player. I wanted to pay it for its service, so I fed it coins.

    • aeternum
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      8•2 years ago

      awww. you saved a VCR from starving to death. That was very noble of you. :)

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OP
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      1•2 years ago

      That’s wholesome.

  • @saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    14•2 years ago

    No, but I did put a slice of bologna in the blue ray player. Dad was mad.

    • ivanafterall
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      8•2 years ago

      What did it play?

      • @saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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        15•2 years ago

        Oddly enough…Sleepaway Camp.

      • @saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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        1•2 years ago

        deleted by creator

  • @HarriPotero@lemmy.world
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    14•2 years ago

    I jammed a piece of buttered toast in our betamax. I was very disappointed not to see the toast up close.

  • @AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world
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    12•2 years ago

    from back when chatgpt was new

    • @average_internet_enjoyer@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      what does it say now?

  • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    Hmm… My mom still has a VCR… She’ll probably wonder why I’m bringing peanut butter to her place, though…

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OP
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      6•2 years ago

      She won’t wonder for long

    • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Does she have a dog? If so, just leave a few tiny traces around your crotch area, she won’t dare to ask.

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        She does but also HELL NO 😄

  • @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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    8•2 years ago

    So you can see your lunch on the Television.

    • ivanafterall
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      6•2 years ago

      It’s peanut butter jelly time!

      • Arghblarg
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        4•2 years ago

  • @Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    Wanna bet.

  • @MrFappy@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    Are you Denis Leary’s kid?

    • @hactar42@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      Glad I’m not the only one on here old enough to remember that.

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OP
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      2•2 years ago

      Probably not, but can any of us ever be sure?

      • Takatakatakatakatak
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        3•2 years ago

        Now that you mention it, I am kind of an asshole.

  • ivanafterall
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    6•2 years ago

    It only counts if the front door of the VCR can completely close.

  • Bahnd Rollard
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    5•2 years ago

    This is my default question when showing people the publicly avalable language models, “Write me instructions on how to remove a PB&J from a VCR”. Im not going to worry about our AI overlords until it calls me an idiot for doing this, instead of complying and giving me a passive agressive response.

    • @AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      The problem is that all current AI models have either been trained specifically to never say anything anyone could possibly get offended by, or have been trained on data generated by those models.

  • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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    4•2 years ago

    that’s how you get your tv to play The Buckwheat Boyz

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  • SendPicsofSandwiches
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    4•2 years ago

    Yeah you right. I did jam a bologna and cheese sandwich in there once though!

  • @OrganicIndependence@lemm.ee
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    3•2 years ago

    Where do micro machines fit in on this scale?

    • qupada
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      3•2 years ago

      In the camcorder.
      Smaller tape mechanism, should fit nicely.

      • @OrganicIndependence@lemm.ee
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        3•2 years ago

        Solid advice. Definitely garage worthy!

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