• @outer_spec@lemmy.studio
    5•2 years ago

    I call my tits “twin gazelles” because I used to obsessively read the Bible every day because I was scared of going to hell, and there was a Bible verse where someone’s tits were being compared to twin gazelles and I thought that was really clever for some reason

    • milo_bytesOP
      4•2 years ago

      kinda badass ngl sounds like an attack from an old anime “step back or I’ll unleash my twin gazelles on you!!!”