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The Picard Maneuver to Futurama @lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Wisdom from Omicron Persei 8

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The Picard Maneuver to Futurama @lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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    96•2 years ago

    I’m waiting for you guys to start. Someone take the first bite yo.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      75•2 years ago

      You have an unfortunate username for this conversation.

      • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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        43•2 years ago

        Friendly fire is always a unfortunate possibility.

        • @emax_gomax@lemmy.world
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          13•2 years ago

          Your sacrifice for the cause is appreciated comrade.

      • @Zink@programming.dev
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        23•2 years ago

        It’s a humble brag that he’s rich af.

        You haven’t memed on Lemmy until you’ve done it sitting on a golden toilet, he says.

        • The Picard ManeuverOP
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          12•2 years ago

          That double-crossing jerk!

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          But does it have a bidet?

    • @CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
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      11•2 years ago

      I honestly don’t think they would taste very good. Full of fat and prescription drugs.

      • @Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world
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        9•2 years ago

        Are you joking? That sounds like an amazing meal.

      • @MarkBuffalo@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        Fat is flavor buddy

      • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
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        2•2 years ago

        difference to any other industrially produced meat?

      • Pennomi
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        1•2 years ago

        Trust me, the rich do a lot more drugs than just the prescribed ones…

    • @linearchaos@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Where are all the effing serial killers when you actually need them? But nooooooo… We only go after poor white women and children!

    • ivanafterall
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      5•2 years ago

      …wait, you guys haven’t literally been eating the rich? What the fuck?

    • @NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Fine but you are bringing the side dish. I’m thinking third generation trust fund baby, or maybe “royalty”?

      • SokathHisEyesOpen
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        Both of those qualify as the main dish.

    • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
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      4•2 years ago

      OH! OKAY! when i did it 2 years ago you were all like “HELP! HE’S CRAZY, HE’S A CANNIBAL!” but now you wanna join in or what?!

    • HotDogFingies
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      3•2 years ago

      How does it feel being so god damn delicious?

  • _haha_oh_wow_
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    58•2 years ago

    “This concept of ‘crapitalism’ confuses and infuriates Lurr!”

    • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      19•2 years ago

      “Surely they meant to fairly distribute the wealth”

      “No, it says socialism for the rich with rugged individualism for everyone else. Behold.”

  • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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    33•2 years ago

    can we just hunt them for sport? i don’t think elon would taste any good

    • flipht
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      12•2 years ago

      If you’re going this route, use the same logic they do: nature preserves that sell rights to hunt big game, to find the preservation.

    • @CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
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      4•2 years ago

      Maybe we need to rethink the slogan altogether. Unfortunately, “fertilize crops with the rich” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

      • @GortexGary@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Maybe we need to rethink the slogan altogether. Unfortunately, “fertilize crops with the rich” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

        Has anybody considered “Burn the Rich.” I know, it’s more CO2 in the atmosphere but less private jets so I’m pretty sure it will be a net gain!

    • @MisterD@lemmy.ca
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      3•2 years ago

      You haven’t had Billionaire Bourguignon?

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      Pretty much everything tastes good smoked

      • @Burnt@lemmy.one
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        3•2 years ago

        Zuck does already have all that Sweet Baby Ray’s!

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          He’s the McNuggets of the rich.

    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      Probably wouldn’t be a very sporting hunt either.

      WTF are they good for?

  • @thantik@lemmy.world
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    30•2 years ago

    Because the rich have somehow tricked half the world into thinking they are part of that same smaller class, when in reality they are nowhere close to being such.

    • @Elric@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Yes they have created collaborators

    • HotDogFingies
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      1•2 years ago

      Yeah. Plus, Joanne and Cleetus are so sefish and so freaking stupid that they actually believe there’s a chance they’ll find oil in them there hills one day. God forbid you touch their theoretical oil.

  • @wolf6152@lemm.ee
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    27•2 years ago

    Cause bootlickers, that’s why.

    • @Arrakis@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Why eat what you can lick?

      • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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        9•2 years ago

        Oh man, I’m about to make apples taste 1000% better for you.

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          And here I was going to make a pussy joke.

      • SokathHisEyesOpen
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        3•2 years ago

        How many licks does it take to get to the center of a wealthy pop?

  • molave
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    24•2 years ago

    Working class neighbor who earns 0.1% more: *sweats profusely*

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      That’s not how it works.

      • molave
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        In theory.

        How would you handle a situation where in addition to “eat the rich”, people start to say “eat the working class supporters of the rich” or “eat the families of the working class supporters of the rich” or “eat the ‘eat the rich’ dissenters”?

        If you answer “that’s never gonna happen,” I hope you’re right because I hate to say “I told you so.”

        • @Elric@lemmy.world
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          5•2 years ago

          Apologist for the rich

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          So you actually took a strawman and shoved it down a slippery slope into a victim complex with a condescending “you’ll see!” flourish at the end! Wow.

          That would have been HILARIOUS with just a modicum of self awareness, but instead it’s just sad 🤦

          • molave
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            If you answer “that’s never gonna happen,” I hope you’re right because I hate to say “I told you so.”

            1. I fail to see how this is condescending. I just don’t want witnessing a tragedy where innocents die because of guilt-by-association.
            2. What stuff should I be aware of that I missed? I can’t read your mind.
            3. Calling my question a strawman implies you’re certain this “slippery slope” will never happen.
            • @GortexGary@lemmy.world
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              2•2 years ago

              Steelman instead of Strawman my friend.

      • @linearchaos@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Yeah you don’t get indoctrinated until your second yacht

  • @DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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    19•2 years ago

    Because the rich can afford to stop them.

    This is, unfortunately, a sentiment that has worked out rather poorly throughout history

  • @rivermonster@sh.itjust.works
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    18•2 years ago

    It’s coming… just wait patiently and keep your kitchen knives sharp.

    • @linearchaos@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      That cookbook’s going to be complicated. Rich white woman is going to be like trying to cook fugu. No no don’t slice open the face it’s full of botulism.

  • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    17•2 years ago

    Would you eat something that rotten?

  • kingthrillgore
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    I ask the same thing Lrrr. They taste like pork.

  • Seraph
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    12•2 years ago

    You know what they say, the working class are from Mars and the rich are from Venus.

    • JackGreenEarth
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      10•2 years ago

      *Omicron Persei 7 and Omicron Persei 9.

  • @linearchaos@lemmy.world
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    11•2 years ago

    Because we filled up on nuts at the reception.

  • @germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8•2 years ago

    Because my bed is so so comfy

  • @lugal@lemmy.ml
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    3•2 years ago

    Wouldn’t that be… illegal or something? I’m not an expert tho

  • @Jelly_mcPB@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    Because then nobody would have a job, and have to resort in eating each other sadly.

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