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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 6 months ago

USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation

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USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 6 months ago
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USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation  – The Chaser
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Musk will leave America as stable as Twitter's servers.
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  • Shawdow194
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    Gold

    • @NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space
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      17•6 months ago

      Black gold, one might say!

      • Thassodar
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        2•6 months ago

        Texas tea!

  • Elvith Ma'for
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    Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

    • @kibiz0r@midwest.social
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      Managed Democracy™

      • @TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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        DemocrazyTM

      • @neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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        7•6 months ago

        …for SuperAmerica!

      • @B312@lemmy.world
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        5•6 months ago

        How bout a nice cup of liber-tea

  • @Twoafros@lemmy.world
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    34•6 months ago

    This the realest fake headline

    • @TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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      8•6 months ago

      Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true…

  • @psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    10•6 months ago

    Mission accomplished.

  • @ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world
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    6•6 months ago

    Don’t tell America…

    …there’s oil in America.

    “What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!”

  • @ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee
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    Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

  • idunnololz
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    FK I bit it

  • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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    Thanks Obama!

  • @lulztard@sh.itjust.works
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    2•6 months ago

    Are Americans finally reaping what they’ve sown for over a hundred years? I can’t wait to watch. I hope they have Trump for life.

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      Something something, nose, spider face

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    “nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry

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