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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Breaking the cycle seems impossible

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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • Drew Belloc
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    51•2 years ago

    Have you tried not meeting someone, they will never leave that way

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      21•2 years ago

      Brilliant!

  • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    24•2 years ago

    What kind of sick Lego minifig makes a house out of arm leg and torso pieces? You’re made of carbon and so is your house, but that doesn’t mean it’s made of flesh. Now they do use amputated legs as mech hands and decapitated heads as nice railings, but not houses.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      19•2 years ago

      Lol true, but also I’d say that a Lego person and a Lego brick are closer to each other than I am to drywall.

      • Laura
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        20•2 years ago

        not if I burn you

        • @StarkestMadness@lemmy.world
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          15•2 years ago

          note to self 📖🖋️ Watch out for Laura.

          • Hyggyldy
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            4•2 years ago

            It’s true. I met Laura once. She ate my baby.

          • Laura
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            3•2 years ago

            too late I’m in your walls muahahahaha

        • The Picard ManeuverOP
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          11•2 years ago

          Good luck. I’m mostly asbestos.

          • Laura
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            5•2 years ago

            tasty cancer wool

  • @Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works
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    19•2 years ago

    Reminds me of the classic cyanide and happiness comic: https://explosm.net/comics/kris-gingerbread

    • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      2•2 years ago

      He screams for he remembers and wants to forget

    • @CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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      1•2 years ago

      The carbon based man sits in a carbon based house…

      It is only to the outside, non-gingerbread/lego/carbon observer, that it appears weird.

  • Turun
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    13•2 years ago

    If your house is mostly made of wood the same applies to you.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      8•2 years ago

      My house is mostly lego

      • @stephen01king@lemmy.zip
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        4•2 years ago

        Which is carbon-based, just like you.

        • The Picard ManeuverOP
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          3•2 years ago

          Whoa

  • @Godric@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    Vampire: The Masquerade’s Clan Tzimisce vibes

  • @onichama@feddit.de
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    7•2 years ago

    ginger bread

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      8•2 years ago

      Like, for red-haired people?

  • @Lmaydev@programming.dev
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    6•2 years ago

    We’re carbon based lifeforms living in houses made from carbon.

  • ExaltedWarrior
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    5•2 years ago

    Hmmm… I don’t see what the problem is. Maybe people are just assholes.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      7•2 years ago

      Or they want to remain blind to the horrors our brick brothers face.

  • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    I once had someone come visit my place and the first thing they did was laugh their ass off because I had anal beads just hanging off the shower hook. Terminally single, baybeeeee-!

    • @bufordt@sh.itjust.works
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      4•2 years ago

      At least you had some clean beads handy to reaffix their ass.

  • @devfuuu@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    I would laugh as fuck and find it interesting.

  • @JoShmoe@ani.social
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    2•2 years ago

    Minecraft rotten flesh block

  • @Laticauda@lemmy.ca
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    2•2 years ago

    They’re all embarrassed cause you don’t know how to use Legos bro. You’re supposed to use your imagination.

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