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@HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 3 months ago

doge.gov got hacked

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doge.gov got hacked

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Workforce | DOGE: Department of Government Efficiency
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Workforce data for the U.S. government.

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  • @Telorand@reddthat.com
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    153•3 months ago

    This is what happens when you hire a bunch of cryptobro script kiddies who think they know better than the industry standards.

    • @Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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      31•3 months ago

      This is what happens when you can’t hire gay furries to build and maintain your web infrastructure

      • @Minizarbi@jlai.lu
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        5•3 months ago

        You are not upvoted, because people don’t know the reality.

    • @ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc
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      16•3 months ago

      Freshly faded broccolis vs wizard beards

      • @razorozx@lemm.ee
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        4•3 months ago

        frfr no cap bro trust /s

    • @Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de
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      8•3 months ago

      Don’t be so mean… They did what chatgtp told them…

  • @TommySoda@lemmy.world
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    104•3 months ago

    And these are the guys taking all the data from the different agencies, right? This’ll end well.

    • @FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world
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      47•3 months ago

      Oh it won’t end

  • @thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    82•3 months ago

    Correction: it didn’t get hacked, they just had no security

    • @spacecadet@lemm.ee
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      3 months ago

      Unfortunately that argument didn’t work for Gary McKinnon

      Edit: I guess it kind of did because the British government refused to extradite him because of that argument, so as long as the “hacker” is in Britain they will be fine.

  • Scrubbles
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    75•3 months ago

    This afternoon: Password has been set to “Password123”

    • @The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      39•3 months ago

      Previous password was Hunter2

      • @deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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        33•3 months ago

        Huh, all see is *******

    • snrkl
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      14•3 months ago

      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • @stingpie@lemmy.world
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    55•3 months ago

    Oh boy, can’t wait for DOGE to receive all the private info the government stores about me! I’m sure that hiring kids with no experience to program every single automatizable aspect of the government will turn out just fine! 🫠

    • @locuester@lemmy.zip
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      5•3 months ago

      Pretty sure all of it has been hacked in the past 10 years anyway. At least phone, address, ssn all got taken several times now.

  • @SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml
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    25•3 months ago

    Don’t stop at hacking websites…

  • @Heavybell@lemmy.world
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    14•3 months ago

    I still cannot believe half of you maroons voted for this. So now doge has a serious .gov DNS entry.

    I mean that literally, btw. I cannot believe half of you voted for this, it’s impossible. If it turns out there really was election fraud this time I will be completely unshocked.

  • @EsmereldaFritzmonster@lemmings.world
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    6•3 months ago

    I’m so jaded that I don’t believe anything anymore. Part of me thinks this is a publicity stunt so people go to the site and then they can justify their existence by their popularity/how many people visited their site.

  • Withen
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    1•3 months ago

    They forgot to put the woke in the website code. It’s a similar issue to taking the woke out of the airplanes.

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