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Panda (he/him) to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months ago

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Panda (he/him) to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months ago
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  • @tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    74•3 months ago

    Didn’t he give someone a horse after sexually harassing them?

    • @kernelle@lemmy.world
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      83•3 months ago

      The attendant worked as a member of the cabin crew on a contract basis for SpaceX’s corporate jet fleet. She accused Musk of exposing his erect penis to her, rubbing her leg without consent, and offering to buy her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage, according to interviews and documents obtained by Insider.

      Source

      • @snekerpimp@lemmy.world
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        71•3 months ago

        “When you’re famous you can just grab them by the pussy” - some other piece of shit running the government

      • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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        8•3 months ago

        Didn’t he also offer some woman money to have his children?

        • @criss_cross@lemmy.world
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          7•3 months ago

          Taylor Swift?

          • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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            3•3 months ago

            Sounds unlikely. I think he just offered Swift his sperm because he’s gross. I was thinking of something that was more like “An Indecent Proposal” but for pregnancy.

    • @tankplanker@lemmy.world
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      19•3 months ago

      It gets worse as the horse was part of a herd that came with the ranches he purchased to smush into a mega ranch. He wanted rid of the horses as they cost a fair bit to keep, so he was literally giving away something that saved him money and cost them.

  • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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    43•3 months ago

    Elon Musk once said 'im sorry […]

    I find that hard to believe

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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      11•3 months ago

      I’m sorry [I might get in trouble because] I showed you my penis

  • @potatowhyconsidering@lemmy.world
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    37•3 months ago

    I’m pretty sure he haven’t said sorry.

    • @friendlymessage@feddit.org
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      1•3 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • @earphone843@sh.itjust.works
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    24•3 months ago

    I mean, I’d let him show me his penis for $250k.

    • @Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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      14•3 months ago

      I see penises all the time without even getting paid for it

      • @Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        7•3 months ago

        You should monetize that hobby. Go into healthcare or prostitution, maybe even life portrait artistry if you’re really good at it.

        • Panda (he/him)OP
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          4•3 months ago

          If I got paid to see the penises I see, I’d get charged with prostitution!

  • @DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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    21•3 months ago

    “Fucking idiots.” - Mark Zuckerberg

  • @introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    13•3 months ago

    “SsjhddhhshdbbdhhdGovernment” -Winston Churchill

  • @canajac@lemmy.ca
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    6•3 months ago

    He would fit in any nazi movie as the main culprit.

    • @MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world
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      3•3 months ago

      I mean just the name has had me convinced since the first time I heard it that he’s a Bond villain.

  • BarqsHasBite
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    6•3 months ago

    Are inspirational posters coming back?

  • @WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    5•3 months ago

    I suddenly really want to see Elon Musk’s penis.

    • @coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe
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      2•3 months ago

      don’t forget your microscope

  • @PixelPilgrim@lemmings.world
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    2•3 months ago

    Economic development under capitalism is great. Money can be converted into coercion

  • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    1•3 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • hmmm
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    1•3 months ago

    Naaah, Sell me Xhitter. So, I can nuke it.

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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      2•3 months ago

      Too late, he already did

  • @pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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    1•3 months ago

    Nice. The world needs a lot more of these. Nothing makes someone look like an idiot like a direct verifiable quote.

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