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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

Anon sees a doctor

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Anon sees a doctor

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • @FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    52•1 month ago

    This man needs mouse bites to live.

    • @Scranulum@lemm.ee
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      23•1 month ago

      You are a black man.

      • @RealFunAtParties@lemmy.world
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        16•1 month ago

        This vexes me.

  • @toe@lemmy.world
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    40•1 month ago

    9/10 levels the diagnosis is lupus.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      28•1 month ago

      It’s never Lupus. Except that one time where it was.

  • @daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world
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    32•1 month ago

    Do gray matter biopsy and see when was the last time he attended a penis inspection day

    • @HollowNaught@lemmy.world
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      4•1 month ago

      Last time a had one of those my doctor stole my ass and wore it as a hat

      2/10, would not recommend

  • Tomtits
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    28•1 month ago

    Cheeto Fibrosis from inhaling the Cheeto dust over a sustained period of time

  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    25•1 month ago

    I recommend a full course of chicken tendies and 1000 ccs of Dewey STAT!

  • atro_city
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    16•1 month ago

    Must be USAian or Japanese. It’s terminal.

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