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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

What must his life be like?

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What must his life be like?

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • @gigachad@sh.itjust.works
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    254•1 month ago

    • ColdSideOfYourPillow
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      55•1 month ago

      username checks out

  • @piconaut@sh.itjust.works
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    153•1 month ago

    Styropyro?

    • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      Is that the YouTuber that couldn’t grow a beard even though he was in his thirties so he had this hormone levels checked and his testosterone was through the roof?

      • Bizzle
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        26•1 month ago

        Jesus Christ he’s in his 30s?

        • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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          4•1 month ago

          Well, I can’t answer that, now can I? There was a YouTube like I described but I don’t remember his name.

          • @Mac@mander.xyz
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            4•1 month ago

            Someone else linked the video below.

      • @Pidgeoninabalaclava@lemmy.world
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        10•1 month ago

        Jep. Pretty sure that’s the one. Don’t think he ever got into what his specific ailment was though. And he hasn’t been all that active lately as far as I remember.

        • Blastboom Strice
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          I think in one of the lastest videos he had said he was running around various doctors and would have to keep searching, maybe we’ll get an update by the end of the year😅

          PS. So cool that Styropyro was my thought too, lol

          • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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            2•1 month ago

            When I was at OpenSauce last summer, someone asked him about it. I kinda forgot the answer but iirc he said he found a doctor that was helpful and it wasn’t causing him any medical issues

        • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          5•1 month ago

          He just put out a “I bought a ton of car battery” video the other week.

          • @Pidgeoninabalaclava@lemmy.world
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            2•1 month ago

            Oh cool. I haven’t seen that.

      • @nyandere@lemmy.ml
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        That’s because he needs to look at free testosterone, not total testosterone. Bound testosterone cannot be readily used by the body and is not an accurate reflection of one’s sexual health.

        So yeah, his T serum can be above 1,000 ng/dL and he could be a babyface.

        Most notorious reason for low free testosterone is lack of sleep, which can also be indicated by high reverse t3.

        • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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          2•1 month ago

          Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

          It’s in the video, somebody linked it. He has testosterone over 1,500 and super high SHBG. He’s 31 and has never really grown a beard so it’s probably always been high. If it’s cancer then it’s a very slow one. Probably just a genetic variation that produces high SHBG and the body produces more testosterone to compensate. Hard to predict what kind of problems it might give him down the road since it’s probably rare.

    • @Zetta@mander.xyz
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      Lmao I’m happy this has so many likes, I was thinking the same thing. Hope he’s doing well

      • @Noja@sopuli.xyz
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        Yes he is, he has aquired 300 additional car batteries btw

        • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          3•1 month ago

          Bro, after that first car battery video, I’m wondering how he’s going to deal with the magnetism problem.

    • p3n
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      7•1 month ago

      Source: https://youtu.be/1162ouPHH3Q

      • JokeDeity
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        3•1 month ago

        What a genuine dude.

    • fayoh
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      4•1 month ago

      It would have been likely even before the news…

  • @Squorlple@lemmy.world
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    68•1 month ago

    Teddy Roosevelt

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      The Bull Moose!

    • @Klear@sh.itjust.works
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      WHAT’S UP BITCHES!

  • BarqsHasBite
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    Dolph Lundgren.

    • @GorGor@startrek.website
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      27•1 month ago

      First thing that came to my mind when I saw the question ‘What is his life like?’

      He dated Grace Jones

      • @lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 month ago

        She ran through him like a (very very very) hot knife through butter

    • @Squorlple@lemmy.world
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      4•1 month ago

      He was my second thought but I don’t know much of his academia/ethics beyond a cursory glance at Wikipedia.

  • @Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world
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    He’s as smart as Ben Shapiro thinks he is, and as manly as Andrew Tate thinks he is.

    • Condiment2085
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      4•1 month ago

      Impossible

  • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    44•1 month ago

    Danny DeVito

  • @pyre@lemmy.world
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    39•1 month ago

    guys, he’s probably bald.

    • @Etterra@discuss.online
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      21•1 month ago

      So is Sir Patrick Stewart. So what.

      • THCDenton
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        10•1 month ago

        Omg thats Patrick Stewart

        • @DoubleSpace@lemm.ee
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          3•1 month ago

          Make it so.

          • @fadhl3y@lemmy.one
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            What if it’s Andrew Tate?

            • THCDenton
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              Lol gettin downvoted just for mentioning him. That goober is like beetlejuice

    • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      10•1 month ago

      You say that like its a bad thing? I dont have to wait for my hair to dry…

      • @pyre@lemmy.world
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        not saying it’s a bad thing, but probably counter to the image people seem to have in mind in the comments.

      • @beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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        That nice copium

  • @Chewget@lemm.ee
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    Is that the laser, electricity, microwave, etc. YouTube channel guy who has a medical condition causing super high testosterone?

    • Johanno
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      Styropro?

      • @Chewget@lemm.ee
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        3•1 month ago

        Yes!

    • @rumba@lemmy.zip
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      4•1 month ago

      a wild Styropyro appears

  • @Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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    37•1 month ago

    Testosterone Georg, who live in a library and dopes up on T is an outlier and should not have been counted.

    • @desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      thats blatant discrimination against outliers, I vote the line be tweaked into a third order polynomial that fits the highest points to better fit the data.

      • @VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
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        Excel curve fitting to the rescue!

    • @Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world
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      lol, Spiders Georg was my first thought as soon as I saw the graph

    • @tischbier@feddit.org
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      1•1 month ago

      Georg going for that max/max build

  • @biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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    Styropyro? Is that you?

    • @TheOakTree@lemm.ee
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      Glad to see you and others beat me to it :)

    • @EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      7•1 month ago

      He was my first thought too 😆

    • @reka@lemmy.world
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      7•1 month ago

      hope he’s doing ok, he truly is unlike any other internet personality

    • @polle@feddit.org
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      LOL

  • @Randelung@lemmy.world
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    “YEAH, QUANTUM MECHANICS, BITCH! GARGLE MY QUARKS! ONE IS UP AND ONE IS DOWN SO THEY DON’T COLLIDE!”

    *bench presses quantum computer in lab coat, but it is open to show off his abs.

    • Higgs boson
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      6•1 month ago

      EXPLOSIONS!!!??!

  • Smee
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    31•1 month ago

    What must his life be like?

    Full of testosterone supplements and cheating.

  • @perestroika@lemm.ee
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    Hypothesis A:

    • his name is J. Random Error

    Hypothesis B:

    • he’s real, has a brain anomaly, and is taking androgen antagonists (e.g. 5-alpha-reductase inhibitors) for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It’s not testosterone which has most biological effect, but dihydrotestosterone. T is just the guidance signal from the brain. DHT does the heavy lifting in tissue. If you don’t want to operate on the brain, you can block the result and leave the guidance signal going wrong.
    • @eepydeeby@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1•1 month ago

      Dihydrotestosterone Georg

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    28•1 month ago

    Smartest, manliest human?

    It’s clearly about me. Life still sucks. My gigantic penis just gets in the way and people don’t like nerds 🤡

  • Komodo Rodeo
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    Pictured: Outlier (155 IQ, 1650 testosterone ng/dl) carries control (110 IQ, 800 testosterone ng/dl).

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