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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • mykneedoesnthurt
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    94•2 years ago

    Public library jerseys will go through the roof!

    • @MNByChoice@midwest.social
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      39•2 years ago

      Fuck that is gold. We need jerseys for public libraries. It doesn’t matter if it makes no sense. It is nearly better if it makes no sense.

      • @TurboDiesel@lemmy.world
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        28•2 years ago

        The idea of branch rivalries intrigues me greatly

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          18•2 years ago

          “Our branch banned 37 trans books this season!”

          • @MNByChoice@midwest.social
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            21•2 years ago

            No, these are Librarians. They tend to be against book bannings.

            “My branch has 5x the circulation as your branch.”

            “Well mine had more story times! We are building up our client base.”

            • @TurboDiesel@lemmy.world
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              2•2 years ago

              I like to imagine they compete to see who gets the best drag queen for story hour. We could do a draft!

          • @nxdefiant@startrek.website
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            12•2 years ago

            This would be Texas, they would have private libraries, they would name them TRUTHberies, and their logos would all be blatantly racist and vaguely homoerotic.

            • @macaroni1556@lemmy.ca
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              8•2 years ago

              “Real Men Ride Bareback at Loving County TRUTHbrary”

              • @nxdefiant@startrek.website
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                2 years ago

                the horse on the logo is inexplicably drawn with blackface

              • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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                4•2 years ago

                Bareback Mountain County Truthbrary

        • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          5•2 years ago

          What would the mascots be? We need Last Week Tonight and Japan on this question! I guarantee they can shit out enough book/library themed mascots we won’t need to reuse even one!

  • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    58•2 years ago

    Please lets not bring TS here. FFS every single news is about her! She doesn’t seem like a bad.person and I can’t stand looking at her anymore

    • @Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world
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      52•2 years ago

      She doesn’t seem like a bad person

      I would just like to point out that she’s almost a billionaire, in order to spread awareness.

      • gullible
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        53•2 years ago

        And whose music career was nearly exclusively the product of nepotism through her multimillionaire music executive father.

        • @Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
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          7•2 years ago

          Oh Jesus christ, are you really that far gone?

          She’s where she is now largely because of talent and hard work, who cares if her parents were wealthy?

          Get over it.

          • gullible
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            32•2 years ago

            Stanning anyone in 2023 is silly. Parasocial relationships aren’t healthy.

            • @Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
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              2•2 years ago

              I don’t even listen to her music, I’m just sick of hearing people whingeing.

              • @Jax@sh.itjust.works
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                4•2 years ago

                Sounds like you’re too dense to understand why billionaires are a fucking problem

                • @Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
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                  1•2 years ago

                  She’s not a billionaire.

          • @irmoz@reddthat.com
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            13•2 years ago

            Is this copypasta?

          • @ClaireDeLuna@lemmy.world
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            7•2 years ago

            I listen to a lot of music. And I hear musicians that are objectively more talented than her, both instrumentally, and vocally. Not just writing, but producing and performing their own music, yet they do not make millions upon millions of dollars because they didn’t have a rich daddy.

            She cornered a demographic, with technically simple and catchy music, then with the help of her rich parents utilized her nepotism to get her career going.

            She’s the fast food of pop music. I’m sure as an individual she’s okay. But she is NOT where she is today because of her talent alone.

            • @Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
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              3•2 years ago

              She’s the fast food of pop music.

              There’s a good reason fast food is so popular.

          • @Astroturfed@lemmy.world
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            6•2 years ago

            Swiftbesity

          • h6a
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            4•2 years ago

            Her talent is in marketing/making money through music. Artistically, she hasn’t risked going half a millimeter from the mainstream. Were she as talented as her (loud! Jesus, we already know you like her) fans think, she would be creating new forms of art unknown to humanity. She just found a group of people over the internet and a way to influence them to milk them for money with 27 million versions of the same album and merch.

            It doesn’t hurt being ultra WASPy and the daughter of the super well connected, super wealthy vice president of Merrill Lynch who basically harassed other people and companies into giving TS a space.

            • @Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
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              4•2 years ago

              You come across as a very bitter person, to be honest.

      • @Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
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        8•2 years ago

        So? She’s one of the most successful musicians in history, of course she’s got some cash.

        • @Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world
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          8•2 years ago

          I just fundamentally disagree with anyone that wealthy. They should be doing good things with that money, not hoarding it

          • @Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
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            1•2 years ago

            Do you know for sure she doesn’t?

            • @Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world
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              2 years ago

              Yes, because she has a net worth of $800 million…

              • @havokdj@lemmy.world
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                3•2 years ago

                Ah yes, the “give all your money away” parable.

                Look, I don’t really care for Taylor Swift, but I can still say for a fact that she’s not entitled to give that money away. I know a ton of people are about to shit on me but it is the damned truth. If it were someone like Jeff Bezos or Tim cook, yeah they should do something with that money because they obtained it through fucking over numerous people. She solely got it through her music, and nothing else.

                Would I personally do something charitable with a large chunk of the money? Hell yes, but then again, she isn’t me, and there is nothing wrong with that.

                • @Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world
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                  1•2 years ago

                  Of course she’s not entitled to do so, no one is.

              • @Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
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                1•2 years ago

                She could be giving a large chunk of money to charity and still be worth that, for all you know.

      • R0cket_M00se
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        7•2 years ago

        “Nooo! She just wanted to rerelease all of her old music with gimmicks so that she could get HER versions out there!” /s

        • @Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world
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          7•2 years ago

          Translated: “Now that the innately talentless Swift has all the time and resources in the world to be trained how to write music, a decade into her career, she is rewriting all of her hits that were written by professional songwriters.”

        • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          tbf it is her music

      • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        This is true, and apparently she had a spat with New Jersey(? I may have the wrong east coast state), as she bought a house thinking it had a private beach, when it was a public beach, but that’s the worst thing I’ve heard her do. IIRC she ended up apologizing for the misunderstanding.

        I’ll admit I know next to nothing about her. She seems to be doing better than most at not having dragon sickness cause her to turn into a shitty person though.

      • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Look I know nothing about her, bu the fact that she is a billionaire sais nothing to me. People are throwing money at her like she was a wishing fountain. I think she would be one if she wanted or not

    • @atyaz@reddthat.com
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      20•2 years ago

      I agree, typescript is way overrated

      • @InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        I was scared to bring this up. Thank you! Hero.

    • @asbestos@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Straight up

    • @havokdj@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      I mean she is kinda hot though NGL, but I can’t stand seeing her NAME anymore.

  • @dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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    57•2 years ago

    Tax the rich, especially media companies, and fund libraries.

  • @gencha@lemm.ee
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    34•2 years ago

    Why was it his game? He playing alone?

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      I think that’s the foosball player she’s dating, but don’t quote me. I don’t watch sportsball

      • @bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        7•2 years ago

        He doesn’t play foosball silly

        He plays foccer

        • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          As I said, I don’t pay attention to sportsball

  • @awwwyissss@lemm.ee
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    21•2 years ago

    Who cares, if I wanted celebrity drivel I’d use Instagram.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      22•2 years ago

      How do you not understand that this is about libraries, not celebrities?

      • @randomdeadguy@lemmy.world
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        15•2 years ago

        I don’t see any libraries

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          9•2 years ago

          Someone post a photograph of this guy in a library.

          • @DLSchichtl@lemmy.world
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            2 years ago

            Removed by mod

            • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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              7•2 years ago

              How do you not understand that this is not about this fuckin guy.

              • @randomdeadguy@lemmy.world
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                3•2 years ago

                I am jealous of the foot ball man please remove him thank you

              • @AssPennies@lemmy.world
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                2•2 years ago

                He’s not our guy, buddy!

        • @RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          They’re outside.

      • @TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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        5•2 years ago

        it’s about Taylor Swift and Pop Culture Bad. if you can’t see that, maybe you should spend more time in a library

    • FoundTheVegan
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      But… . that is… that was literally the point of the post? You’re just redoing the post in a more bitter and angry way.

      Like idk what app you should be using, but maybe this isn’t the one either. Chill.

      • @awwwyissss@lemm.ee
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        4•2 years ago

        You sound angrier than me…

        • FoundTheVegan
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          deleted by creator

  • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    16•2 years ago

    When did she become so famous? Why do people care?

    • @Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
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      10•2 years ago

      She’s an extremely talented singer and songwriter, that’s how.

      • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        4•2 years ago

        So are lots of people

        • @Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
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          6•2 years ago

          What, exactly, is your point?

          • @bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            7•2 years ago

            So are lots of points

            • @wafflez@lemmy.world
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              3•2 years ago

              deleted by creator

              • @havokdj@lemmy.world
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                4•2 years ago

                So are lots of lots

                • @OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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                  2•2 years ago

                  In my day lots were lots, but these days it seems as though any amount is automatically lots

          • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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            1•2 years ago

            That they didn’t answer the question

      • @clanginator@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        deleted by creator

        • @Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml
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          1•2 years ago

          No, she’s really not that talented, she’s famous because her dad was rich.

          You couldn’t make this shit up.

          • @clanginator@lemmy.world
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            deleted by creator

    • @FuglyTheBear@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      Hello fellow old person, welcome to old age. Please feel free to shake your fist and mutter at things as often as you like.

    • Xanthrax
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      deleted by creator

  • Doctor xNo
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    14•2 years ago

    “There’s an AI for that.” 😅

    • @Darcranium@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      I initially read “photoshop” instead of “photograph.” I guess my brain thought that was a more likely title/occurrence

  • @LurkNoMore@lemmy.world
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    12•2 years ago

    No no no. Wait until after she gets the younger generations to vote the monsters out!!

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Getting them to read will help with that too.

  • Dick Justice
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    7•2 years ago

    Travis Kelce is some kinda fine though for real

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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      4•2 years ago

      I think you just like the uniform.

  • @Risus_Nex@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    https://lemmy.world/post/6497571

    She can even save canada

  • @Mercival@lemm.ee
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    3•2 years ago

    Why do you want more people to visit their public library, aren’t fentanyl overdoses high enough as is?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      34•2 years ago

      Public libraries are one of the greatest assets the U.S. has. They don’t just provide 100% free books, movies and music, both in the library and streaming along with free and usually unrestricted internet, meeting rooms and places for children to go, they also have all sorts of other services. My local library has 3D printers free for use. They have kits you can take out like musical instruments to learn to play. A new branch is opening and they will have a sign-up sheet for one person at a time to use a free shower and washer/dryer.

      But sure, it’s all homeless people using fentanyl. You’re exactly the sort of person who came to library board meetings to object to the shower and washer/dryer because it will encourage “them.”

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Back to your cave, NIMBY-ist.

    • @Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      4•2 years ago

      Are there some boots you need to lick somewhere?

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