I feel the same when adults are talking the most disgusting shit around me in public. They don’t get the hate kids do, though.

If you take a little kid to a restaurant you are responsible for either entertaining them enough to sit, or taking them for a little walk during the waiting periods. If you also brought your inlaws, that walk is a win-win.

It’s also a good idea to have them “help” you cut up their food, as much to keep their hands busy as to teach them how to use utensils. If you really want to stretch it out, because they eat fast and then get bored again, have them “help” cut yours as well.

People who parent like this piss me off. Keep your kid in check, you are making the rest of us look bad.

About kneed a small boy in the face the other day. Him and his brother were chasing each other are the store at top speed and missed me by one inch. If I had been standing still the little fucker would have lost some teeth.