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@andros_rex@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 8 days ago

$400 dollars in plumbing expenses from clogged toilets

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$400 dollars in plumbing expenses from clogged toilets

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@andros_rex@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 8 days ago
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