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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 days ago

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  • Dan Piponi
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    2•22 hours ago

    @ObviouslyNotBanana Aglets, BTW, are precisely the right size to go into a seat belt buckle, jam, and not come out again. That cost me a couple of hundred dollars and it turns out I’m not the only one…

    • "no" bananaOP
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      1•22 hours ago

      Perfectly mildly interesting fact

  • BigAssFan
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    16•3 days ago

    Telomeres, right? Then why is nobody saying telomeres?

    • @Gustephan@lemmy.world
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      1•2 days ago

      Telomeres are a structure on DNA. These things, aglets, are a common metaphor used to describe the function of telomeres as aglets basically do for shoelaces what telomeres do for DNA

      • BigAssFan
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        1•2 days ago

        Reverse the metaphor.

  • @Etterra@discuss.online
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    28•3 days ago

    Those are shoe laces. They help keep your shoes on your feet.

  • @uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    96•4 days ago

    A-G-L-E-T

    • "no" bananaOP
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      43•4 days ago

      Friendship: POSSIBLE

    • UltraHamster64
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      34•4 days ago

      I know this because of phineas and ferb

      • @buddascrayon@lemmy.world
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        12•4 days ago

        Justice League Unlimited, animated series from the mid aughts, for me. The Question played by Jeffrey Combs was amazing!

        • Secret Music
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          8•4 days ago

          Exactly what I was thinking of. I’d still like to know what the real, sinister purpose of aglets are.

          • @OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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            5•4 days ago

            They break down faster than your shoe string and spread microplastics. Just my guess.

    • snooggums
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      5•4 days ago

      I am reminded of this term about once a year and then promptly forget because it never comes up except in internet memes.

    • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      1•4 days ago

      It’s actually an eyelet

      • @AliasVortex@lemmy.world
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        24•4 days ago

        Nah, eyelet is the hole that your lace (and aglet) goes through.

        • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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          3•4 days ago

          I prefer my truth

          • @papalonian@lemmy.world
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            10•4 days ago

            “I reject your reality, and substitute my own.”

  • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    84•4 days ago

    Shoelace foreskins.

  • @HerrVorragend@lemmy.world
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    83•4 days ago

    Schnürsenkelendungskappe

    • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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      19•4 days ago

      isn’t 3 am yet

      • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝
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        25•4 days ago

        Nobody expects the Kommentblitzkrieg

      • Maeve
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        6•4 days ago

        My German friend loved that when I showed them.

    • Karyoplasma
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      18•4 days ago

      Korrekt ist Nadel. Wenn sie aus Metall ist, kann man auch Pinke dazu sagen.

      • @Strider@lemmy.world
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        4•4 days ago

        Ich dachte es wäre immer Pinke.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      4 days ago

      friendship: TYSKA

      • @PlexSheep@infosec.pub
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        2•3 days ago

        Was?

        • "no" bananaOP
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          2•3 days ago

          Why do I have you tagged as “loves stealing” lmao

          • @PlexSheep@infosec.pub
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            2•3 days ago

            I think we agreed on that. I have tagged myself that too. Not sure why anymore but tags are awesome

    • @LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de
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      4•4 days ago

      Senkelblech

  • @GaMEChld@lemmy.world
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    They are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.

    • @klemptor@startrek.website
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      2•3 days ago

      Wait, what’s their true purpose?

      • @ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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        5•3 days ago

        To slowly disperse neurotoxin when you chew on them.

      • @GaMEChld@lemmy.world
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        4•3 days ago

        Haha, sorry, just a reference to this scene: https://youtu.be/QkEBvqaXXHc?t=26s

  • @Phen@lemmy.eco.br
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    18•3 days ago

    Do I get a pass if English is not my first language?

    No, before now I did not know the name for it in my first language either.

  • Ginny [they/she]
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    23•3 days ago

    Yet another example of the US being under the thumb of big agletculture.

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    31•4 days ago

    Are you kidding me? Has usb D dropped already??

    • @PlexSheep@infosec.pub
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      2•3 days ago

      2000 ways to orient it, neat.

  • ZeroOne
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    21•3 days ago

    Aglets & I got to know this from Phineas & Ferb

    • @Belgdore@lemm.ee
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      3•3 days ago

      Jimmy Neutron taught me

  • @MTK@lemmy.world
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    17•3 days ago

    Lace nipples

  • Edward
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    13•3 days ago

    I have no idea.

    • @Dragonstaff@leminal.space
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      32•3 days ago

      They’re called aglets. If you didn’t already know that, I’m going to assume you have a life and aren’t a gigantic nerd, and hope you still invite me to parties despite occasionally spouting useless information.

      • @SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        That’s a slur and I’m offended^happy that you would call us that 😏

      • @LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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        5•3 days ago

        I forgot what they were called as well, I just remember someone saying that guy became a millionaire when I was a kid, and at the time I thought there was still hope for me.

      • @LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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        5•3 days ago

        Now kiss

      • @ShotDonkey@lemmy.world
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        2•3 days ago

        Friday at 9 pm we’re hangin’ out, wanna join?

  • L3ft_F13ld!
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    50•4 days ago

    Those are the ends of what are called shoelaces, friend.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      34•4 days ago

      Friendship: DENIED

      • L3ft_F13ld!
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        16•4 days ago

        Damn, I was joking and now I’m at -1. Should’ve added the /s I guess.

        More seriously, aren’t those called aglets? Always forget the name when I want to remember it.

        • The Quuuuuill
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          6•4 days ago

          aglets in english

          • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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            4•4 days ago

            English in English

        • @AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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          2•3 days ago

          "Always forget the name when I want to remember it. "

          Is that a problem you run into regularly?

  • @TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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    18•3 days ago

    Really?! No one posted it?

    • @BmeBenji@lemm.ee
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      1•3 days ago

      Thanks. This is what I was looking for

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