My youngest just became a teenager. I knew life was coming every day and I’m still shocked. I’m a tired old man now.

I get olds looking at babies wistfully now. Wiping an ass and moving stuff to the middle of the table so toddlers can’t reach it was the easy part.

Little kids, little problems. Big kids, big problems.

The days are long, while the years are short.

Oh god I fucking hate this ‘time’ bastard

This is me rn