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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago

Anon doesn't measure up

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Anon doesn't measure up

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago
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  • @slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    38•2 years ago

    They must be the only person who platinumed the Gollum game.

  • @xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    25•2 years ago

    So what does that leave for anon? Pac-Man? Mario games (as long as he’s not playing Luigi). Hollow Knight seems safe

    • snooggums
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      18•2 years ago

      If he eats a grow shroom he rage quits Mario Bros.

    • @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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      14•2 years ago

      Dwarf fortress.

    • @Mesophar@lemm.ee
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      11•2 years ago

      Pikmin

      • @derekabutton@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        That new Golem game, unfortunately.

    • KSP Atlas
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      6•2 years ago

      Kerbal Space Program maybe?

      • @Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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        1•2 years ago

        jeb after the 2 asteroid clamps pull him apart into spaghetti

    • @morphballganon@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Kirby, BotW/TotK (not Twilight Princess), Sonic

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OPM
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      5•2 years ago

      Lost Vikings

    • Throwaway
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      5•2 years ago

      Grounded for sure.

  • Metal Zealot
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    17•2 years ago

    "Wow, this Halo game looks cool, Master Chief is bada-

    7 feet tall…

    Godammit"

  • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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    16•2 years ago

    I’m guessing OP isn’t a fan of NBA 2k franchise.

  • @GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    14•2 years ago

    I guess it’s JRR Tolkiens The Hobbit for PS2 for me then.

    • @can@sh.itjust.works
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      Or the Gollum game

      • @GreenMario@lemm.ee
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        1•2 years ago

        Eww no lol

  • ZILtoid1991
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    8•2 years ago

    What is the game with the tallest possible protagonist?

    • @kautau@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      If we are being loose by definition of “protagonist” here,

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_(video_game)

      Lets you become a galaxy. In terms of physical scale that’s pretty tall

    • RealM
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      6•2 years ago

      My best guess is Katamari Damacy.
      You start out as a small ball that rolls around and smaller than you things you touch stick to you, making you grow.
      Eventually you start ripping out entire islands from the sea.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkUxYlTA3Uc

      • @Dragonseel@lemmy.sdf.org
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        4•2 years ago

        Depends on your definition of protagonist probably? If I recall correctly in Katamari you are not actually the ball, but the very small prince who rolls the ball around. In the early stages when the ball is small enough you can still see him, but later when you roll up buildings etc. your actual protagonist is too small to be visible.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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    7•2 years ago

    Try Hollow Knight!

  • stebo
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    7•2 years ago

    i wouldn’t be able to play any games

    • @petersr@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      I think Mario is not that tall.

      • @archon@sh.itjust.works
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        > Playing Mario

        > Eat mushroom

        > Mario grows tall

        > Throw Nintendo out window

  • @fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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    4•2 years ago

    That’s okay, he’s a few pixels high anyway.

  • Ginkko117
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    3•1 year ago

    Wtf? If you’re short - people don’t like it, if you’re tall - people don’t like it too, if you’re of normal height - noone cares. So what’s the point really in worrying so much about it?

  • @RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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