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@VARK@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 2 years ago

Behold the Oppenhammer

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Behold the Oppenhammer

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@VARK@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    34•2 years ago

    I am become shrapnel, destroyer of organs

    • plague-sapiens
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      15•2 years ago

      All your shrapnel are belong to organs

      • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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        4•2 years ago

        Hippity hoppity All your organs are now my property

  • flying_monkies
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    17•2 years ago

    One hit wonder.

    • kersploosh
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      6•2 years ago

      The last hammer you’ll ever need

    • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      That’s not how mortars work.

      You’d need to smack the tail and spin start it in most cases.

      • Tar_Alcaran
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        13•2 years ago

        There’s no safety so well designed that a properly motivated idiot can’t bypass it.

        • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          Sure, if you’re trying to kill yourself with a mortar I can tell you how to do it. My point is however shitty it looks it’s probably a decent hammer so long as you don’t hit the wrong part as plastic type explosives and even older rdx derivatives are super duper stable.

          • @DNOS@reddthat.com
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            4•2 years ago

            U have convinced me I’m building one …

  • @Buffman@lemmy.world
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    15•2 years ago

    Guaranteed to oppen anything!

    • @psmgx@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Once

  • Blackout
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    14•2 years ago

    We should be moving away from single use products. Go planet!

    • @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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      18•2 years ago

      You’ve only gotta use it once and you’ll never need another hammer in your life.

      • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        BIFL

  • @nilaus@lemmy.world
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    11•2 years ago

    That’s a malicious mallet!

  • NegativeLookBehind
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    8•2 years ago

    Tomahawk missile

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    2 years ago

    The logical evolution from the .50 hammer.

  • @assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    What nutjob decides to weld that.

    • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      Removed by mod

  • Nobsi
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    6•2 years ago

    Oppan hammer style

  • @A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    Who let the Ork Tankbustas in here??

  • @FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works
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    6•2 years ago

    Actual footage of this in use

    https://imgur.io/v7UEq

    • @monsdar@feddit.de
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      2•2 years ago

      So many questions, wish there was a way to know the backstory of this gif.

      • @archon@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 years ago

        Some kinda fireworks celebration as far as I remember in, I want to say Latin America?

  • @pan_troglodytes@programming.dev
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    5•2 years ago

    +2 hammer of worldending

  • BZ 🇨🇦
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    4•2 years ago

    Destroyer of welds

  • Pons_Aelius
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    4•2 years ago

    Big Bada Boom

  • Narrrz
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    3•2 years ago

    I’m not sure this sh.it justworks.

    not more than once, anyway.

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