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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

I'm so ready to start my day

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I'm so ready to start my day

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • ZILtoid1991
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    11•1 year ago

    Needs more beans and Stör.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      4•1 year ago

      Stör mig inte när jag äter bönor

  • Che Banana
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    10•1 year ago

    First milk & mushrooms, now this. Breakfast in hell!

    • NumbersCanBeFun
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      5•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

      • Che Banana
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        5•1 year ago

        First rule in the service is make friends with the cooks.

        souce: i had lots of friends

      • @BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        How did you grind up the coffee without any tools?

        • NumbersCanBeFun
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          • @BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            that makes more sense I confused you with cola-bottle-guy. Must have been a lot of work, but so worth it…

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              • @BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world
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                1•1 year ago

                the thing with the rocks makes more sense to me personally. I admire your ingenuity!

                • NumbersCanBeFun
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        • @Johnmannesca@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          A coca cola bottle?

          • @BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world
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            4•1 year ago

            Surprised, glass can grind coffee without breaking. 🤯

  • @robocall@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    It probably takes less water and resources to make a bell pepper bowl than a disposable bowl.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      1•1 year ago

      A bell pepper bowl turns into poop and if you drop that in the wrong place, animals will die.

  • @UndecidedYellow@sh.itjust.works
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    8•1 year ago

    Fruity Peppers?

  • @LaChaleurDeLaNuit@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    Fucking psycho. Not even using a spoon.

  • @darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml
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    3•1 year ago

    What witch did you anger?

    • "no" bananaOP
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      The Wanky Shit Demon specifically (Google him, you’ll not be disappointed)

  • @db2@sopuli.xyz
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    3•1 year ago

    Better than ground beef though.

  • @Slow@lemmy.today
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    2•1 year ago

    excuse me, but what is the benefit of such a combination of ingredients? 🤔

    • "no" bananaOP
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      5•1 year ago

      Destroys your hope

    • @Syd@lemm.ee
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      3•1 year ago

      Most of them.

  • @verstra@programming.dev
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    1•1 year ago

    Hmmmmmmm

    • "no" bananaOP
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      1•1 year ago

      Mmmmmh

  • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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    1•1 year ago

    Is that even milk

    • "no" bananaOP
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      1•1 year ago

      No it’s bechamel

  • @owatnext@lemmy.world
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    1•1 year ago

    Mmmm… capsicums and cereal.

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