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@ZTabs@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

1024 beans. If this post gets 1024 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

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1024 beans. If this post gets 1024 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

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@ZTabs@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • BornVolcano
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    19•2 years ago

    Image Transcription:


    [An image depicting one thousand and twenty-four light blue 13.7 ounce cans of ‘Heinz Beanz’ brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a thirty-two by thirty-two rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]


    ^I’m a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

    • @uranibaba@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Thanks, visiting this post 10 months later with no image, the post made no sense.

  • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    8•2 years ago

    One kilobean.

    I WANT MORE

  • @tRFRmrNe8Nj2Kimc@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    Fuck yes I like where this is going

  • @Possible_EmuWrangler@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    Holy Hell!

    • moosetwin
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      5•2 years ago

      google en passant

  • Leclipse
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    2 years ago

    Where is the new bean post?

    • @svahnen@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Here it is 😉 https://lemm.ee/post/686310

      • Leclipse
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        1•2 years ago

        Thank you. Judging by the upvotes sadly it seems like I would not be able to make the same comment on the linked post.

  • Xylight (Photon dev)
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    3•2 years ago

    this is turning into reddit again

    • @Perfide@reddthat.com
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      3•2 years ago

      Eh, I’m ok with this for now. The higher this can go is ever more a testament to lemmy’s growth.

      • Xylight (Photon dev)
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        1•2 years ago

        the most upvoted post of all time is literally just a can of beans

  • @lem_dart@lemm.ee
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    3•2 years ago

    Spawn more beanssssss.

  • Chris
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    3•2 years ago

    It’s been beans for days, what did I miss? How did we start this?

    • HobbitFoot
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      5•2 years ago

      We didn’t start the beaning. It’s been always streaming since we’ve been being.

      • SolidGrue
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        5•2 years ago

        Pinto, Chick pea, Cannelloni, Lima bean
        Kidney, Lentil, Red, Pink, White, Brown, Green bean
        Fava bean, Soy Bean, Mung Bean, Navy Bean
        Fayot, Spanish Tolon-a-sa

        Great Northern, Borlotti, Split Yellow (also Green)
        Anasazi, Butter Beans, Marrot, Moth Pigeon Pea

        LUPINI! BENGALI! IT’S BEANS ALL DAY ON LEMMY!

        … We didn’t start the beaning. It’s been always streaming since we’ve been being.

        • HobbitFoot
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          0•2 years ago

          You did a better job than Fall Out Boy, so congrats.

  • @YouShutYoMouf@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    3•2 years ago

    The people have spoken. Give us what we need!!

  • @Rachelhazideas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2•2 years ago

    This is where it ends right?

    • Ashley
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      3•2 years ago

      It’s bean fun.

      Though, I have seen a couple get 2k+ so maybe not yet

    • TRBoom
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      2 years ago

      We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave… of beans. So now, less than five hours later, you can sort by hot in Lemmy and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high sauce mark — that place where the beans finally broke, and rolled back.

    • @Mac@mander.xyz
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      1•2 years ago

      Surely.

      • @hemmes@vlemmy.net
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        2•2 years ago

        I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

  • @Jarvis2323@programming.dev
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    2•2 years ago

    Sitting at 1022. I regret that I only have one vote to give

  • OctopusKurwa
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    2 years ago

    Holy fuck what an achievement

  • lemminur
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    1•2 years ago

    how about 65535?

    • @NutsGate@feddit.nl
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      1•2 years ago

      64 kilobeans

  • @Nittick@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    BEANS

  • @dojjah@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    Impressed! I really didn’t think we’d get past 512

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