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@tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Ideas for programming rizz?

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Ideas for programming rizz?

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@tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • Caveman
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    261•2 years ago

    I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊

    • @some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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      136•2 years ago

      And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏

      • Caveman
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        87•2 years ago

        “LGTM, merged” 😏

        • @dukk@programming.dev
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          7•2 years ago

          Remember kids, always use protected branches.

          • @dodslaser@feddit.nu
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            7•2 years ago

            Pushing directly to main just feels better.

            • @doppelgangmember@lemmy.world
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              2 years ago

              I prefer “master”

          • @lseif@sopuli.xyz
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            1 year ago

            and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont --force it

            • @Quik@infosec.pub
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              1•1 year ago

              *dont --force it, you mean.

              • @lseif@sopuli.xyz
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                1•1 year ago

                is that not what i said ?

        • @mac@lemm.ee
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          3•2 years ago

          😂

        • @doppelgangmember@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch…

          Lol

    • Apathy Tree
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      36•2 years ago

      This is the kind of love I need in life 💜

      So cute! And practical!

    • @agent_flounder@lemmy.one
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      32•2 years ago

      For half a second I read this as “to add a couple of features to my wife”

      • The Ramen Dutchman
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        1•2 years ago

        Plankton, from Spongebob, would.

    • @Caboose12000@lemmy.world
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      19•2 years ago

      this is actually cute as hell

    • lemonadebunny
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      аҧсуа бызшәа
      10•2 years ago

      Well, where’s the fork?

    • @MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      That’s true love.

    • jelloeater
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      4•2 years ago

      That is so wholesome ❤️

    • @mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1•2 years ago

      Are you One of the holy masters mentioned on the credits page yet?

      *lowershisleftknee*

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