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@tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Ideas for programming rizz?

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Ideas for programming rizz?

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@tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    57•2 years ago

    I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.

    • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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      23•2 years ago

      Look, I’m a grown-ass adult and have been for awhile. If someone said that to me now I’d start shopping for an engagement ring.

      • @ech0@lemmy.world
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        I love you so much I think you’re way cooler than a robot!

        Now put a ring on it. And I want a diamond.

        • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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          10•2 years ago

          you’re way cooler than a robot

          See, that’s how I know it’s a lie 🤣

    • I Cast Fist
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      4•2 years ago

      So, less a “kid” and more “almost adult”. Yeah, I can see that being taken as very weird or creepy

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