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@tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Ideas for programming rizz?

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Ideas for programming rizz?

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@tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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    “Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”

    • @bob_wiley@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      deleted by creator

      • @JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml
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        Because you’re generic and everyone’s initialized you at some point

        • @_g_be@lemmy.world
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          Everybody’s init? Sounds just like her

    • (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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      27•2 years ago

      smooth 👍

    • @Supertramper@feddit.de
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      You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.

    • @TerryTPlatypus@beehaw.org
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      “Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”

      Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you

      • @agent_flounder@lemmy.one
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        12•2 years ago

        Damn son save some for the rest of us.

    • fkn
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      Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;

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