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@tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Ideas for programming rizz?

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Ideas for programming rizz?

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@tromars@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @axce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    41•2 years ago

    Debian too!

    • @s_s@lemmy.one
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      31•2 years ago

      Deb & Ian

      • @iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee
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        13•2 years ago

        Holy shit I never knew.

        • Tb0n3
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          2 years ago

          Not a happy ending. Better than reiserfs, though.

          • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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            4•2 years ago

            What’s the story behind Reiserfs?

            • @Cupcake1972@mander.xyz
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              11•2 years ago

              Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home.

              • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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                4•2 years ago

                Goddamn, I didn’t see that coming

                (poor taste joke)

                I guess she won’t be reising from the dead

              • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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                2•2 years ago

                But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel.

      • Baut [she/her] auf.
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        3•2 years ago

        Deborah*

        • @s_s@lemmy.one
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          1•2 years ago

          “Debra”

          Deb is short for both spellings.

    • larvyde
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      and MySql, believe it or not

      (well, it’s his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one)

      • @wviana@lemmy.eco.br
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        5•2 years ago

        Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql?

        • @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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          10•2 years ago

          At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in “MySQL” (my sequel) would be “my child”, but… nope “My” is literally his daughter’s name

          source

          • fox2263
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            8•2 years ago

            And we can’t forget MariaDB

            • a Kendrick fan
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              7•2 years ago

              There’s also a MaxDB named after his son, guy’s a genius.

        • @locuester@lemmy.zip
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          Flysequel

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