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@hemko@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

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  • @DadHands@lemmy.world
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    26•2 years ago

    Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me

    • @solrize@lemmy.ml
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      21•2 years ago

      There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.

    • mizu
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      12•2 years ago

      What did you eat back then? Please reply in the next 17 hours it’s urgent.

      • @johker216@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        Are you fully pooped out yet?

      • @DadHands@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        It from childhood until about 22, so I can’t really point to something in particular

    • @Cargon@lemmy.ml
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      9•2 years ago

      Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!

      • @possum@lemmy.ml
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        5•2 years ago

        How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?

      • @can@sh.itjust.works
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        3•2 years ago

        I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.

    • @Sinnz@feddit.de
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      7•2 years ago

      At times I only shit like once a week 💀

      • @Thepinyaroma@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.

        • @Son_of_dad@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.

        • Ben
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          3•2 years ago

          Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?

        • @ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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          2•2 years ago

          1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.

      • @Silviecat44@vlemmy.net
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        2•2 years ago

        you need more fibre

    • @Rhyz@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!

    • @klemptor@lemmy.ml
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      Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?

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