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Track_Shovel to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

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More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

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Track_Shovel to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • ThenThreeMore
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    125•2 years ago

    It’s because people want to imagine themselves as a hero, engaging in one on one combat. A knight or samurai.

    They don’t want to imagine themselves as a barely trained serf in a block with 30 other people holding 3m long pikes trying not to shit yourself as arrows start to rain down.

    • @LemmysMum@lemmy.world
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      Shit, even in one on one martial combat, give me range and I’ll take it. Knife < Sword < Spear < Bow

      • @deeznutz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        28•2 years ago

        Knife < sword < spear < bow < trebuchet

        • Kühe sind toll
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          17•2 years ago

          Knife < sword < spear < bow < crossbow < trebuchet

          • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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            12•2 years ago

            Knife < sword < spear < bow < crossbow < trebuchet < arbalists thrown by trebuchets

            • Dr. Coomer
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              Knife < sword < spear < bow < crossbow < trebuchet < arbalists thrown by trebuchets < napalm thrown by trebuchets

          • DreamButt
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            4•2 years ago

            Just don’t miss with the crossbow…

          • @blackluster117@possumpat.io
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            3•2 years ago

            Knife < sword < spear < bow < crossbow < WA 2000 < trebuchet

        • @Squirrel@thelemmy.club
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          4•2 years ago

          The most elegant weapon.

    • @Umbrias@beehaw.org
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      9•2 years ago

      By the time of 3m pikes most infantry would be receiving pretty decent training.

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