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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago
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  • Cosmic Cleric
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    1 year ago

    Yes, it does…

    But you will see the event happen though.

    Not with a binary search.

    Yes you will.

    • @null@slrpnk.net
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      If the event lasts only a moment and leaves no visual cue (e.g. an assault).

      How?

      • Cosmic Cleric
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        Yes.

        • @null@slrpnk.net
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          Yes to what?

          • Cosmic Cleric
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            Exactly.

            • @null@slrpnk.net
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              Better luck next time!

              • Cosmic Cleric
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                Time does not need luck.

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