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dullbananas (Joseph Silva) to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago

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  • @Scrof@sopuli.xyz
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    134•1 year ago

    And killing children.

    • @dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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      103•1 year ago

      Master/slave systems are probably a-ok for them though.

      • @30p87@feddit.de
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        34•1 year ago

        The only reason killing children is bad in their view would be if the child is unborn/not spawned already or if they want to abuse it but can’t anymore.

    • @velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml
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      deleted by creator

      • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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        6•1 year ago

        That’s actually sacred.

    • @holycrap@lemm.ee
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      23•1 year ago

      They’d probably be fine with that as long as they’re not unborn

      • TurboWafflz
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        2•1 year ago

        Would deleting an executable file without running it be equivalent to an abortion? Or is it more like contraception? Either way some religions ban both of those

    • @far_university1990@feddit.de
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      20•1 year ago

      And detaching/reattaching git heads.

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