• PugJesus
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    201 year ago

    “We sleep in the peaceful jungle cleari-”

    “TIGERS”

    “Okay, what if we sleep in tow-”

    “MUGGERS. HALF ORCS. BIG BURLY ONES.”

    “In this fortress we should be-”

    “GUARD CAPTAIN PAID OFF, THE WHOLE GARRISON WANTS YOUR BLOOD”