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@PoastRotato@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

It's almost impossible to deny being an alcoholic without sounding like an alcoholic

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It's almost impossible to deny being an alcoholic without sounding like an alcoholic

@PoastRotato@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @devdad@programming.dev
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    114•1 year ago

    I don’t drink

    • @TheBlackLounge@lemmy.world
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      57•1 year ago

      Congrats, how many years are you sober?

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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        28•1 year ago

        All my life

        • @Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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          16•1 year ago

          Born again huh.

    • @cryptiod137@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Oh, so you don’t like it when other drink then?

      Edit: that’s literally the response my buddy gets every single time it comes up, every single time without fail, even from other people who don’t drink.

      • Rikudou_Sage
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        33•1 year ago

        What the fuck?

      • @devdad@programming.dev
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        30•1 year ago

        Haha yeah it’s weird how NOT drinking is weird. I couldn’t care less what other people do, nor what they think of me; drinking is just no longer appealing to me

        No idea why you got downvoted so bad, I guess I did have the benefit of your edit when I read your reply.

        • @AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world
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          Right?

          I mean, you teach yourself to drink something that tastes rotten. It impairs your ability to think and accomplish basic tasks. It increases your risk for legal trouble. It can make you vomit and sick the next day. It damages your internal organs, and it costs a ton. Finally, it traps you into needing it.

          Yet, it’s the people who DON’T do it who are weird?

          • @jacktherippah@lemmy.world
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            6•1 year ago

            Water on top!

          • xigoi
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            3•1 year ago

            It tastes rotten because it is rotten.

          • @Guntrigger@feddit.ch
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            3•1 year ago

            I understand most of your point, you do you. But tastes rotten? Only my really bad batches of homebrew have truly tasted rotten. There are many delicious alcohols!

      • @jet@hackertalks.com
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        11•1 year ago

        No sir. Sounds like your projecting, are you uncomfortable that I don’t drink alcohol?

    • @jacktherippah@lemmy.world
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      11•1 year ago

      Whatever helps you sleep at night.

      • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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        8•1 year ago

        Oh that’s the booze.

    • @SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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      11•1 year ago

      Sure buddy what ever you say

    • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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      5•1 year ago

      Oof ow my kidneys

    • @jacktherippah@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

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