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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Anon lives differently than his peers

sh.itjust.works

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Anon lives differently than his peers

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @Cruxifux@lemmy.world
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    49•1 year ago

    If you don’t have lemmy nobody will fuck you.

    • @AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world
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      97•1 year ago

      Her: “What’s Lemmy?”

      Me: “It’s like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011.”

      Her: (visibly drying)

      • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        21•1 year ago

        “It’s like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011.”

        Now we just need Woody Harrelson in here talking about Rampart.

      • @misophist@lemmy.world
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        15•1 year ago

        Her: (visibly drying)

        Ben Shapiro intensifies.

        • @SpookyUnderwear@eviltoast.org
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          7•1 year ago

          Let’s say you’ve been a bad girl. Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let’s say you’re also daddy’s girl.

          Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy’s girl, I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

          • @InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works
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            1•1 year ago

            lmao is this a copypasta or OC?

            • @SpookyUnderwear@eviltoast.org
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              2•1 year ago

              Haha copypasta.

        • @InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works
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          1•1 year ago

          Like that scene from Indiana Jones The Last Crusader

      • idunnololz
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        2•1 year ago

        It’s ok you can fk me

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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      1 year ago

      Redditor? Forever virgin.

      Lemming? Sex machine.

    • @GetAwayWithThis@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4•1 year ago

      for me it usually one of the three: What’s a lemmy? What is this lemming site? What did you do to Lenny?

    • @EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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      1 year ago

      deleted by creator

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