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@CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago

Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

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Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

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@CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    22•1 year ago

    Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?

    • Cosmonaut_Collin
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      26•1 year ago

      Just leave the hatch open a little bit.

      • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Gotta keep it sealed though if you don’t want all those until-recently-internal organs to slosh out.

    • @robotopera@sh.itjust.works
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      15•1 year ago

      Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.

    • ivanafterall
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      11•1 year ago

      Isn’t that good? It sounds like it’s creating a shield? I’m pretty sure I’m right, I say ship it.

      • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        1 year ago

        ship it.

        Only if it deploys other tanks. Otherwise you’d boat it.

    • Norgur
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      10•1 year ago

      Let’s not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.

    • circuscritic
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      5•1 year ago

      Functional internal organs? What kind of credible defense bullshit is that? GTFO

    • @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deM
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      4•1 year ago

      From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine

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