Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year agoJolly Old Saint Schrödingerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up11.15K
arrow-up11.15KimageJolly Old Saint Schrödingerlemmy.worldFlying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlinkfedilink16•1 year ago I’ve heard him in the middle on the night. Are you sure that isn’t just a peeping tom?
minus-squareDr. CoomerlinkfedilinkEnglish12•edit-21 year agoNo, if it was, he would have been shot on sight by my mom. I was really young when it happened.
minus-squareDr. CoomerlinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 year agoAlso, he’s already moving https://santatracker.google.com/
minus-squareDr. CoomerlinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoNo, she never woke up to shot him. Only I know he was in the house.
minus-squareswab148linkfedilink5•1 year agoThen from your mom’s perspective, Santa can be considered both dead and alive.
Are you sure that isn’t just a peeping tom?
No, if it was, he would have been shot on sight by my mom. I was really young when it happened.
Also, he’s already moving https://santatracker.google.com/
Your mom didn’t shoot Santa, she shot a hobo.
I never said she shot him
Oh, she missed the hobo?
No, she never woke up to shot him. Only I know he was in the house.
Then from your mom’s perspective, Santa can be considered both dead and alive.
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