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sag to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

No doubt. Wanna fight me?

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No doubt. Wanna fight me?

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sag to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @email@sh.itjust.works
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    Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

    • sagOP
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      41•1 year ago

      Yep but I am addicted to it

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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        15•1 year ago

        If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

      • @DiscordMod1999@lemmy.today
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        9•1 year ago

        Better version:

    • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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      Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

      • TurboWafflz
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        I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

        • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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          LMAO yeah I’m keeping it

    • @confused_code_monkey@lemm.ee
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      16•1 year ago

      Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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        4•1 year ago

        I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.

        • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          • Ey ich frag doch nur
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              • Ey ich frag doch nur
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    • eatham 🇭🇲
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      6•1 year ago

      Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

      • kingthrillgore
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        5•1 year ago

        100% of people who don’t also die

    • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive

    • Scissors61
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      1•1 year ago

      No wonder Kojima only drinks movies

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