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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions

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And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions

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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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    45•1 year ago

    Why did the Bermuda triangle, quicksand, and maybe premature burial and stop drop & roll so capture our minds?

    Replace the quarter to call home with swallowing gum or something.

    • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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      41•1 year ago

      To be fair stop drop and roll is still good advice. You just don’t find yourself on fire that often.

      • @xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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        10•1 year ago

        In fact, it’s a good thing that we never have to use Stop Drop & Roll ourselves.

      • @klemptor@startrek.website
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        9•1 year ago

        The one time I did find myself on fire, I completely forgot about stop, drop, and roll. Instead I ran until I stumbled on the hillside, then shouted “am I still on fire?”

        Aaand that story is why I no longer fucks with charcoal grills.

        • Fishbone
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          3•1 year ago

          Caught my pants on fire from a welding spark and by the time I noticed, it was most of my leg on fire. Didn’t even think to stop drop and roll, I just took off my pants.

          Couple of points of advice:

          1. Don’t wear frayed clothing while welding.

          2. Fire can’t be seen through certain welding masks. If you feel warm, lift the fucking mask.

        • Psychadelligoat
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          3•1 year ago

          Wait you managed to light yourself on fire with a CHARCOAL grill?

          Did you put accelerant on it for some reason?

          • @klemptor@startrek.website
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            2•1 year ago

            I certainly did haha

    • @root_beer@midwest.social
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      23•1 year ago

      He forgot to mention all the people just giving you drugs to get you addicted

      Fuckin’ D.A.R.E.

      • @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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        14•1 year ago

        Omg I was so disappointed later on life to find out there are no free drug people. Fucking lame, they said it would be like a costco market.

    • @Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works
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      11•1 year ago

      You could also use bees, as long as you had 5 of em. “Gimme 5 bees for a quarter” you’d say.

    • @garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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      8•1 year ago

      Ok but spontaneous human combustion still got me shook though

      • @KevonLooney@lemm.ee
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        14•1 year ago

        Well it doesn’t happen. Something that’s 70% water can’t explode. Have you ever heard of an animal exploding randomly? There’s literally no way for it to happen.

        • Johanno
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          10•1 year ago

          You should stay away from Sodium then I guess.

          • @TeckFire@lemmy.world
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            7•1 year ago

            bursting into flames after my 11th Ramen bowl that day

          • @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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            3•1 year ago

            Are you my doctor?!

        • bruhduh
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          1•1 year ago

          deleted by creator

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      7•1 year ago

      what the fuck is a kangaroo shoe pocket

      • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        17•1 year ago

        • Fudoshin ️🏳️‍🌈
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          6•1 year ago

          I’m gonna look for some of these as my next trainer.

        • @INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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          5•1 year ago

          Bro im aussie and Ive never seen this. They are awesome.

        • dzervas
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          2•1 year ago

          woah these are amazing! never seen them before!

      • @Wolf_359@lemmy.world
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        13•1 year ago

        Kangaroos (aka “Roos”) were these awesome shoes with a little pocket in them.

        I got a pair about 13 years ago, long after they’d stopped being popular, and used them to hide my drugs in high school and college. They were awesome until I started hiding really bad drugs in there. Then they were just enabling me.

    • @INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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      2•1 year ago

      Also what the fuck is swallowing gum.

      • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        10•1 year ago

        Rumor has it that if you swallow chewing gum, it will stay lodged in your gut for seven years

        • Johanno
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          12•1 year ago

          Ah yes of course, just like the apple seeds that grow a tree in your gut.

        • @Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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          7•1 year ago

          Bad UX decisions is just like swallowing gum because both of them makes me shit myself

    • @xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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      1•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

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