@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year agoGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up11.16K
arrow-up11.16KimageGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.com@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year agomessage-square121fedilink
minus-square@Wogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink39•1 year agoThere are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
minus-square@EdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink31•1 year agoGorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That’s the first place they’ll hide waiting for you.
minus-square@EdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•1 year agoA gorilla is just five five drop bears in a fucking trench coat and you can’t prove me wrong.
minus-square@Wogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•1 year agoStop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.
minus-square@Cheems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•1 year agoThat’s terrible! You just don’t mess with a person’s sweetroll…
There are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won’t ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.
Gorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That’s the first place they’ll hide waiting for you.
They’re not drop bears!
A gorilla is just five five drop bears in a fucking trench coat and you can’t prove me wrong.
Stop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.
Decoy roll.
That’s terrible! You just don’t mess with a person’s sweetroll…