• @ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world
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    299 months ago

    I don’t know if it’s physically possible, but I sometimes think what if my office chair breaks and the hydraulic piston shoots through the seat and impales my colon.

    Real Final Destination shit right there.

    • @evergreen@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Possible trigger warning…

      I read an article a few years ago about this happening in China. There were graphic photos from the ER which I won’t discuss here, but If I remember correctly it was a teenager and he actually died because it ruptured an artery in his colon or something like that. Ever since then I’ve always been ok with spending a little more money for a quality chair. Especially if it’s something you’re going to use every day.

      • @Stovetop@lemmy.world
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        219 months ago

        You mean you don’t trust that highly rated 【QSHASK】Durable Quality Office Chair For Adults, Easy Use In Office Home And Gaming With 3D Foam Cushion Comfortable Seating, Ergonomic Feeling Up&Down Rolling?

        It’s got so many 5-star reviews, like “Works great;” from Bobson M. in the United States and “Excellent Chairs!!” from K.J Genny in the United States! Ships direct from Guangzhou in 5 business days for a low price of $79.99 $65.50!