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@glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone • 1 year ago

fri night rule

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fri night rule

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@glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone • 1 year ago
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  • @Lun0tic@lemmy.world
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    30•1 year ago

    I feel like I get the joke, but I’d like it explained in hopes that it’s better than what I think it is.

    • @glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      63•1 year ago

      You def get it Ur blasted, leaving the club at close with yo best bitches, and you’re responsible so you get ya ride. The app says ya ride is a Kia Chevy Juke and y’all’s abs cooked but one of yous is tryin hard cause you n yo best bitches don’t wanna get kidnapped Also you hit the club in March so it’s cold af at 4 am

      • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        23•1 year ago

        I need some sort of school English translation of that

        • @DillyDaily@lemmy.world
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          45•1 year ago

          I’m certain you understand, you are intoxicated, departing from the entertainment establishment before it closes, and you are responsible so you take it’s upon yourself to secure safe, sober transport home. The application you use to order the ride informs you that your designated driver will arrive in a “Kia Chevy Juke”. Despite being absolutely incapable of clear thought, you, or another member of your party is trying very hard to ensure you all enter the correct vehicle to avoid potential danger from nefarious individuals. Also, you have chosen to partake in this activity in a cold time of year, and as it is 4 o’clock in the morning, you are all quite cold.

          • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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            16•1 year ago

            This was very clear. Thanks friend

      • @NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
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        1 year ago

        But what if someone’s dissin’ ya fly girl?

        • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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          9•1 year ago

          give em one o THESE

          • @BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            https://youtu.be/3sH95YrJKEI?si=pO_Jk8USv7OnWRiA

      • @ben_dover@lemmy.world
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        11•1 year ago

        Do people really talk like this?

        • FenrirIII
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          5•1 year ago

          Yes. The Tower of Babel ain’t done with us yet.

    • @gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca
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      20•1 year ago

      The joke is trying to id an Uber

      • @summerof69@lemm.ee
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        6•1 year ago

        Do they put incorrect car names?

        • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          13•1 year ago

          People just don’t know what they look like

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