• NoSpiritAnimal
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    9 months ago

    I open the toilet seat to have a pee, a three foot flag unfurls from the ceiling, ITS HONDAFEST!

    A small corporate social media account emerges from the bowl, screaming relatable phrases it copied from r/memes. ITS GIVING SAVINGS, FAM NO CAP.

    My wife enters asking if I’m ok. I reach out for her, too late, she has become a smiling vacant eyed Summer’s Eve ad. Not so fresh, I weep.