• @boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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      87 months ago

      Take a moment to look at your hands, are they are all wrinkly, thin and covered in liver spots? Do you often cut yourself trying to open canned goods? Do you catch yourself going 5 under the speed limit? Do you use aspercreme to rub one out? Have you been searching for the elusive tictac app for years?

      • @Auli@lemmy.ca
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        27 months ago

        So only old people drive after rush hour. It’s odd how everyone drives slower then the speed limit when it is later.