Flying Squid to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agoRapture believer demands return of $1,000 tips at Florida taco restaurantboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1200
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minus-squaremodifierlinkfedilinkEnglish43•8 months agoWhat she doesn’t know is that 100% of the good christians were raptured on eclipse day. Whoopsie.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilinkEnglish7•8 months agoI figure out of 8 billion people, 3 are Christian enough to be raptured.
minus-square@3ntranced@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•8 months agoWell Mr. Roger’s is already gone so I’m hard pressed to find any others.
minus-square@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish3•8 months agoNah I think it’s gotta be more like 8. One for every billion.
What she doesn’t know is that 100% of the good christians were raptured on eclipse day.
Whoopsie.
All 3 of them will be missed.
3? That’s very generous of you.
I figure out of 8 billion people, 3 are Christian enough to be raptured.
Well Mr. Roger’s is already gone so I’m hard pressed to find any others.
Nah I think it’s gotta be more like 8. One for every billion.