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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Anon catches his wife

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Anon catches his wife

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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    209•1 year ago

    And then everybody clapped

    • @Voyajer@lemmy.world
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      127•1 year ago

      We need a bot that comments this for every single greentext

      • @borth@sh.itjust.works
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        30•1 year ago

        That sounds fun. How hard could it be?

        • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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          35•1 year ago

          Every script kiddie after a single class in uni knows how to make one. That’s why reddit had so many annoying bots that did fuckall but tried to be funny.

          • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            Like that stupid reminder bot.

            Jokes one everyone; it doesn’t work anymore. What happy day that was.

            • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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              16•1 year ago

              Reminder bot at least had a purpose and had to be manually triggered by someone to act. I’m talking about the annoying ones, like the spelling bot, it just scraped as much as it could, looked for common spelling errors and corrected people. Good thing bots were getting banned left and right. People aren’t original. When on /freefolk the Bobby bot got successful via a meme, there were like 10 other copycats the next week, made by people who didn’t know that nobody called the character “bobby” unless they wanted to invoke it. So then, a bot would pop up for writing Tyrion, Cersei, Tywin, etc, which were used always, since it was a fandom subreddit.

              • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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                3•1 year ago

                I’m talking about the annoying ones…

                Yes, the stupid reminder bot where all you had was RemindMe! In the comments multiple times adding nothing to the conversation.

                It’s as annoying as “bump” in forums back in the day.

              • @Serinus@lemmy.world
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                2•1 year ago

                I liked the spelling bots. You can always just spell “you’re” correctly. Or never use it and just use “you are” every time you can.

                • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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                  1•1 year ago

                  Okay, whatever, you liked them. The reality of it was - it was a spammy bot that wasn’t useful, funny or neccessary.

            • @nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz
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              1•1 year ago

              I actually liked it

    • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      56•1 year ago

      I don’t see why it would be fake, there’s nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there’s no reason to, y’know

      • @Evotech@lemmy.world
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        61•1 year ago

        Anon has a wife

        Red flag right there

        • @Rinox@feddit.it
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          8•1 year ago

          Also a gf. And a friend. Triple flag

      • @frezik@midwest.social
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        14•1 year ago

        There’s also a point where you don’t have to care. It’s a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.

        • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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          7•1 year ago

          Even if it didn’t really happen to whoever wrote it, you know it’s really happened to someone at some point.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      49•1 year ago

      No.

      Everyone had clap.

      • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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        23•1 year ago

        whats a clap and how do i get one?

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          15•1 year ago

          Sink a putt at a golf competition.

          Those golf groupies will give you the clap.

        • mad_asshatter
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          Song by Steve Howe.

          Clap - Steve Howe

        • @ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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          4•1 year ago

          Go to a really shady strip club, you might find some clap there. More likely if you pay with meth.

        • @shundi82@sh.itjust.works
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          The Chats - The Clap:

          https://youtu.be/POM_98oi0oo

    • @kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      22•1 year ago

      Nah there’s a grain of truth to this. If you don’t have lesbians in your social circle, you’re fucking stupid and missing out big

      • @Technus@lemmy.zip
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        30•1 year ago

        Now taking applications for lesbian friends.

        • mad_asshatter
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          11•1 year ago

          I know one.

          She’s Canadian, and is homeschooled.

          She travels a lot, and doesn’t have a cell phone.

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